Car Salespeople

Redballoon said:

Im bored woman.
Entertain me!

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Said with Chicken bone in hand and woman at feet.

And just for the record, I sell things, electrical things ... and I will belittle anyone who deserves it ... be they male or female ... and I know that Christy could tell you about male customers who come into her store and don't think it's possible that she could know anything about electronic

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HEY! i know about electronics. I know how to hook up a computers and all that stuff. I learned it form my dad whom is computer technician. And also occasianally fixes cameras, VCRs, DVD players etc. He took apart my sisters ipod and put it back together LOL. and he SOLD my ipod on ebay for a computer part!!!!

meghanxx4 said:

HEY! i know about electronics. I know how to hook up a computers and all that stuff. I learned it form my dad whom is computer technician. And also occasianally fixes cameras, VCRs, DVD players etc. He took apart my sisters ipod and put it back together LOL. and he SOLD my ipod on ebay for a computer part!!!!

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:18: :18: :18: Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh really, but that is the sort of thing my brother does. If its not tied down its fair game.

Peta said:

:18: :18: :18: If its not tied down its fair game.

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Funny, Im like that with my women.

No, Red, I think you mean if the ARE tied down they are fair game .... *lol* (oh, I am bad)

meghanxx4 said:

HEY! i know about electronics. I know how to hook up a computers and all that stuff. I learned it form my dad whom is computer technician. And also occasianally fixes cameras, VCRs, DVD players etc. He took apart my sisters ipod and put it back together LOL. and he SOLD my ipod on ebay for a computer part!!!!

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HAHA kind of what my brother does too... only he will give me a xmas gift and sell it on me before I would even get it... so now, for xmas, when I buy something for him I make sure it is something I would enjoy too and I hold it randsome until I get my gift in hand... now I just get gift cards

Redballoon said:

Funny, Im like that with my women.

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And does your good lady know this.

Wanna see the pictures?

Pictures of course we wanna see pictures.

Redballoon said:

Wanna see the pictures?

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Peta said:

Pictures of course we wanna see pictures.

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NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Peta, you don't want to see these pictures!!!

Private message me for the web page that will scratch that itch you seem to have.
Ark Ark Ark.

So I know this is just going to give Red some ammo...

But I have never gotten into an accident since I started driving. Not even a speeding ticket! And now that I am new car shopping & such, what do I do? I back into a new car that the guy has only had for a couple of weeks! Looks like I'll keep my old jalopy until that one comes off the record.

Let me help you with this post.
You mentioned a "he" that you collided with.
What lengths WONT you go to, to meet men?
You could have just asked him about his fancy new car, asked him out coffee,....work from there......but no,.... You got all shy, still wanted his phone number, and didnt care how you got it! Am i right?
you women are evil.

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little laugh, sence its related to the topic....


A woman's prayer :
"Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man,
to love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods, because,
Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death".
Amen

Dear lord,.... save me from women who know how to cut and paste.
Or did u read that on Ladies toilet door some where?
I was nearly ready for bed, but now Im staying.

Redballoon said:

Dear lord,.... save me from women who know how to cut and paste.
Or did u read that on Ladies toilet door some where?
I was nearly ready for bed, but now Im staying.

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well then you will like this one then...


Eve's side of the story.............

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve.

Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?

TexDot33 said:

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Peta, you don't want to see these pictures!!!

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OOOOOOhhhhhh I'm a bit slow I'm afraid, thanks for looking after me Tex.

Do you pay for your stuff by the joke, or do you have someone on staff?

Im going to bed unless you have something servile to say.
So tell me hon, Darwin-ism? or creation-ism?
You pick a side and I will take the other.
You go 1st.

Now now children, Red don't tease Chi.