Well don't wet yourself laughing but....
Had poppie on the porch on her perch with radio on.....meter reader guy came around and Poppie began yelling "Help Help Helllllllllllllp"....and all kinds of other noises and chatter. The concerned meter reader called the police.
Here was a couple police and a Child protective services that shows up at the door....LOL. The police said..."we received a call that there was a child screaming for help"....I looked at him then looked at the child protective lady whom had a note pad cling to her chest and was dancing from foot to foot...like she had to poo or something. Just itching to get in. I said, naaa my Fid was screaming , their in their cage sleeping now. The lady was doing a faster poo dance now. Must of thought I said Kids, and not know what a fid is.
So I thought yeah come on in....the cop just stood there but the lady was running thru the house like speedy Gonzales...she finally came in dinning room and said " ok where are they, there's toddler toys so there must be kids."
I looked at them and said no those are my birds toys. The lady said really?? come on they play with those? I said yeah...why not, their parrots, they talk. The cop was beginning to laugh, the other cop was laughing a little as well, but the lady was not convinced, had such a serious look on her face. But in the end she hadn't a clue about parrots. The cops son has two Greys and knows they can make ruckus.
What a day !!!
Had poppie on the porch on her perch with radio on.....meter reader guy came around and Poppie began yelling "Help Help Helllllllllllllp"....and all kinds of other noises and chatter. The concerned meter reader called the police.
Here was a couple police and a Child protective services that shows up at the door....LOL. The police said..."we received a call that there was a child screaming for help"....I looked at him then looked at the child protective lady whom had a note pad cling to her chest and was dancing from foot to foot...like she had to poo or something. Just itching to get in. I said, naaa my Fid was screaming , their in their cage sleeping now. The lady was doing a faster poo dance now. Must of thought I said Kids, and not know what a fid is.
So I thought yeah come on in....the cop just stood there but the lady was running thru the house like speedy Gonzales...she finally came in dinning room and said " ok where are they, there's toddler toys so there must be kids."
I looked at them and said no those are my birds toys. The lady said really?? come on they play with those? I said yeah...why not, their parrots, they talk. The cop was beginning to laugh, the other cop was laughing a little as well, but the lady was not convinced, had such a serious look on her face. But in the end she hadn't a clue about parrots. The cops son has two Greys and knows they can make ruckus.
What a day !!!
