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darkchi

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So I am at work and I get a call from my mother (who can't breath because of her laughing)
Aparently Cricket went to step up on a perch that ended up being, to her dismay, just a peice of rolled up news paper for her to chew on (which she has been, so she knew) Well she hit the bottom of the cage like a pile of rocks, then climbed real fast up the side of the cage and got on a real perch; looked at my mom as if to say "what are you laughing at"
My mom said she couldn't stop laughing for an hour, then was laughing for a couple more hours when I got home when trying to tell the story again :18:
 

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:18: Dont they look so sorry for themselfs when they do that, Does she give the look that says "I meant to that" Bless her. :18:

Sorry Cricket I'm not laughing really I'm not.
 

TexDot33

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So I guess mum's all right with having both YOU AND CRICKET back in her nest, eh ... espically for the entertainment value!
 
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She wants to train the bird to say "Heather, clean your room"
 

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Well, at least she isn't trainging it to say, "Heather, clean the house!" :01: ...

Then again, maybe I should just keep my beak shut huh!

~ Tex :50:
 

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Women shouldnt need to be told to clean stuff.
Its in thier genes isnt it?
clean up stuff and do as thier told?
I assumed it was an inherited trait, not a learned one.
Maybe you need re training?
I run a womans attitude rehabilition clinic 3 days a week if you want to enrol.
 

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Women shouldnt need to be told to clean stuff.
Its in thier genes isnt it? NO
clean up stuff and do as thier told? NO
I assumed it was an inherited trait, not a learned one.
Maybe you need re training? NO
I run a womans attitude rehabilition clinic 3 days a week if you want to enrol.
:eek: :eek:

As you can see from my answers I think I need to sign up and quick. :18: :18:
 

TexDot33

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Women shouldnt need to be told to clean stuff.
Its in thier genes isnt it?
clean up stuff and do as thier told?
I assumed it was an inherited trait, not a learned one.
Maybe you need re training?
I run a womans attitude rehabilition clinic 3 days a week if you want to enrol.

Dude, you are so in your own with this one ... I am not even going to say anything about this! :eek: :52:
 

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Hey RB I work with assertiveness training and believe me ur walking on a mine field. One session with me and a sweet gentle "trained" mature lady "turned" elderly husband spent night in car. Yeehah thats what I call job satisfaction
 

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One session with me and a sweet gentle "trained" mature lady "turned" elderly husband spent night in car.
Sweety, That says more about the husband than the wife.


All women start out perfectly trained by nature.
Its when an un-natural "feminist" environment pollutes the the slighter dimmer and more easliy influenced female sub conscious, the fundamental need to "nurture" her Man/Family is corrupted.









Good fishing here,....you dont even need to bait the hook.
 

TexDot33

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*packs up his fishing gear*

Dude, I am not even going anywhere near that pond ... I'm outta here ...
 

TexDot33

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Maybe, just maybe ... that's why Red is having such a hard time training her ... :51: ;) :D
 

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Oh the message would be getting through loud and clear but SHE would just choose to ignore it. :D
 

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