Whats some things your birds have said at inconvenient times?

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Parker almost got me slapped one day last year. We’re walking a couple dogs, with Parker in his pak o bird. A lady in running clothes walking a dog walks past us (going same direction, moving faster). She gets about 100 feet ahead of us and Parker let’s out the LOUDEST wolf whistle/cat call! The lady could clearly hear it.

She picked up speed a little bit, though I thought I saw her turn to her dog and smile, but was far enough ahead that I couldn’t really see.
 
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Oh this is great...

Parker almost got me slapped one day last year. We’re walking a couple dogs, with Parker in his pak o bird. A lady in running clothes walking a dog walks past us (going same direction, moving faster). She gets about 100 feet ahead of us and Parker let’s out the LOUDEST wolf whistle/cat call! The lady could clearly hear it.

She picked up speed a little bit, though I thought I saw her turn to her dog and smile, but was far enough ahead that I couldn’t really see.

Haha! Thats cute!! Well, we were sitting here in the computer room and some mormons knocked on our door. (no offense if you are mormon) . But we are non denominational. They kept chatting away at our door entry way with my husband. I kindly walk over to support my husband and listen to what they are saying. My husband was getting ready to tell them we werent interested and Chloe lets out a loud "GO! GO AWAY!" ... I was mortified :eek::18:
 

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It's less of what his said but just... the situation. My family and I were on a trip and my brother's girlfriend was watching over our animals... Lincoln says 'hello' in many different tones... one of them being a VERY deep voice. Scared she S**t out of my brother's girlfriend. Thought someone had broken in.
 
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It's less of what his said but just... the situation. My family and I were on a trip and my brother's girlfriend was watching over our animals... Lincoln says 'hello' in many different tones... one of them being a VERY deep voice. Scared she S**t out of my brother's girlfriend. Thought someone had broken in.

Haha! They do have some very clear voices! Its soo cool!!
 

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Our reserved and respected DYH Amazon, Julio has more than once provided his opinion at the counter staff at our CAV's office. In all cases it is perfectly time as I am paying for that day's services and the staff person asked a very wide open question of: if we had been happy with the visit that day. His cross between Pure Amazona Language and added Human Terms of being less than happy are to the point.

Another event is our yearly visit with him to the 'Blessing of the Animals.' We go to the earliest service in hopes of reducing the number of 'views' as he unloads his displeasure of the light shower at the Priest. A couple of years ago, we found that the word had gotten out and that individuals where trying to get seating reservations.

Life with an Amazon is anything but boring!
 
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Our reserved and respected DYH Amazon, Julio has more than once provided his opinion at the counter staff at our CAV's office. In all cases it is perfectly time as I am paying for that day's services and the staff person asked a very wide open question of: if we had been happy with the visit that day. His cross between Pure Amazona Language and added Human Terms of being less than happy are to the point.

Another event is our yearly visit with him to the 'Blessing of the Animals.' We go to the earliest service in hopes of reducing the number of 'views' as he unloads his displeasure of the light shower at the Priest. A couple of years ago, we found that the word had gotten out and that individuals where trying to get seating reservations.

Life with an Amazon is anything by boring!

Haha! You may have a show on your hands! Booking tickets for Julio!:14:
 

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Our reserved and respected DYH Amazon, Julio has more than once provided his opinion at the counter staff at our CAV's office. In all cases it is perfectly time as I am paying for that day's services and the staff person asked a very wide open question of: if we had been happy with the visit that day. His cross between Pure Amazona Language and added Human Terms of being less than happy are to the point.

Another event is our yearly visit with him to the 'Blessing of the Animals.' We go to the earliest service in hopes of reducing the number of 'views' as he unloads his displeasure of the light shower at the Priest. A couple of years ago, we found that the word had gotten out and that individuals where trying to get seating reservations.

Life with an Amazon is anything but boring!



We’re gonna need some quotes, ‘Boats!


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Our reserved and respected DYH Amazon, Julio has more than once provided his opinion at the counter staff at our CAV's office. In all cases it is perfectly time as I am paying for that day's services and the staff person asked a very wide open question of: if we had been happy with the visit that day. His cross between Pure Amazona Language and added Human Terms of being less than happy are to the point.

Another event is our yearly visit with him to the 'Blessing of the Animals.' We go to the earliest service in hopes of reducing the number of 'views' as he unloads his displeasure of the light shower at the Priest. A couple of years ago, we found that the word had gotten out and that individuals where trying to get seating reservations.

Life with an Amazon is anything but boring!



We’re gonna need some quotes, ‘Boats!


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I would really love to know how my bird knows how and when to tell people to go away. LOL Her previous owners dont seem like they would have neglected her or taught her this. Its really a mystery. But hey, I guess it helps with the cue that she doesnt want to be messed with:58::D
 

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The only real awkward one was when my girlfriend came around to mine for the first time. Enzo was in the kitchen and we where in the living room. Enzo shouts through, 'Dad, come here, give me a kiss

Kelly simply said, looks like I have to lift my game lol
 

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Oh this is great...

Parker almost got me slapped one day last year. We’re walking a couple dogs, with Parker in his pak o bird. A lady in running clothes walking a dog walks past us (going same direction, moving faster). She gets about 100 feet ahead of us and Parker let’s out the LOUDEST wolf whistle/cat call! The lady could clearly hear it.

She picked up speed a little bit, though I thought I saw her turn to her dog and smile, but was far enough ahead that I couldn’t really see.
I had an incident like that except it was me that did the wolf whistle and not the bird. I always do the wolf whistle to her because she usually does it back. So I walk out on the porch as the fed ex guy was delivering a package to the neighbor and without even thinking I did the wolf whistle to her. Of course she doesnt do it back this time and he looks over at me like I whistled at him. So he either noticed there was a bird on the porch or I boosted his ego and he went around feeling extra sexy that day.
 
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These stories are just HILARIOUS! Keep them coming guys!! :) Our babies give us the best laughs!:grey::D
 

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Well I just had this happen. I was gone for a bit and when I came home Neptune kept saying come her come here. I was busy unloading stuff, so I ignored him, and he kept telling me to come here. Then he said Can You Here Me?! My jaw dropped!!!! I have never taught him that, tho when my mom visit or I talk on the phone with her I'm sure I've said it as she is hard of hearing.... That's the first time I've heard him say Can you hear me, and after I was ignoring him and his order to come here.....Smart Smart birds, freaky
 
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Well I just had this happen. I was gone for a bit and when I came home Neptune kept saying come her come here. I was busy unloading stuff, so I ignored him, and he kept telling me to come here. Then he said Can You Here Me?! My jaw dropped!!!! I have never taught him that, tho when my mom visit or I talk on the phone with her I'm sure I've said it as she is hard of hearing.... That's the first time I've heard him say Can you hear me, and after I was ignoring him and his order to come here.....Smart Smart birds, freaky
Haha! Thats so funny! Kind of reminds me on the movie pauly. The bird says "are you listening?"
 

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Oh this is great...

Parker almost got me slapped one day last year. We’re walking a couple dogs, with Parker in his pak o bird. A lady in running clothes walking a dog walks past us (going same direction, moving faster). She gets about 100 feet ahead of us and Parker let’s out the LOUDEST wolf whistle/cat call! The lady could clearly hear it.

She picked up speed a little bit, though I thought I saw her turn to her dog and smile, but was far enough ahead that I couldn’t really see.
I had an incident like that except it was me that did the wolf whistle and not the bird. I always do the wolf whistle to her because she usually does it back. So I walk out on the porch as the fed ex guy was delivering a package to the neighbor and without even thinking I did the wolf whistle to her. Of course she doesnt do it back this time and he looks over at me like I whistled at him. So he either noticed there was a bird on the porch or I boosted his ego and he went around feeling extra sexy that day.
That is priceless:D I hope he did feel extra sexy!!! She set you up!
 
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Oh this is great...

Parker almost got me slapped one day last year. We’re walking a couple dogs, with Parker in his pak o bird. A lady in running clothes walking a dog walks past us (going same direction, moving faster). She gets about 100 feet ahead of us and Parker let’s out the LOUDEST wolf whistle/cat call! The lady could clearly hear it.

She picked up speed a little bit, though I thought I saw her turn to her dog and smile, but was far enough ahead that I couldn’t really see.
I had an incident like that except it was me that did the wolf whistle and not the bird. I always do the wolf whistle to her because she usually does it back. So I walk out on the porch as the fed ex guy was delivering a package to the neighbor and without even thinking I did the wolf whistle to her. Of course she doesnt do it back this time and he looks over at me like I whistled at him. So he either noticed there was a bird on the porch or I boosted his ego and he went around feeling extra sexy that day.
That is priceless:D I hope he did feel extra sexy!!! She set you up!

This is GOLD :54::D
 

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