My bird's Resume

clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
Clark wanted me to post his resume....so here it is...​
(i'm actually thinking about putting something like this in my Human Resources lady's mailbox as a job application :04:)
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Clark K.​
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Summary
Two years of experience in the taking care of humans, seeking a higher level position in the house with more treats and human food.

Areas of Expertise

  • · Incan war dancing
  • · Preening self
  • · Preening humans
  • · Giving kisses
  • · Parroting phrases
  • · Basic math, using my abacus toy
  • · Helping with yard work including guarding my human from various robins and other outside birds and chipmunks while he tends the lawn.
  • · I bite corners off pages so my human could keep track of where he was in his book
  • · Wrestling
  • · Professional bathing
  • Chewing of various objects I'm allowed to have
  • Getting rid of excess fruit in the house
  • Assisting writing by helping to hold the pencil
  • Biting the edges of cell phones to keep my human from talking to long on the phone



Race:
Pyrrhura molinae

Age:
2 years


Certifications
· Member of Parrotforums.com (full member)

Education
Jan 2016 - present Home schooled.

June 2015 - Jan 2016 Pet shop schooled

Experience

Jan 2016- present House manager • My home, MN
· Managed the entertainment and preening of the household. Provided for the general care and safety of my human and provided a loving relationship. Invented sporting events and removed some human food to keep my human in good physical shape. And finally superintending my human while he completes all his household chores.
 

PickleMeDickles

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SassyByrd (DYH Amazon) JoJo (GCC) Betty (GCC) DEARLY LOVED fids lost to “Teflon Disaster� 12/17 RIP Pickles (GC),RIP Winston (Sun), RIP Lady PLEASE TAKE 5 MINUTES &TOSS OUT ALL YOUR TEFLON NOW!
Too cute. How about eating and pooping, or is that a given?
 
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clark_conure

clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
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pretty much a given.....these are highly refined skills I've pointed out...I'm curiouse if anyone else makes a resume
 

Pilaf

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Pineapple/cinnamon green cheek conure
That's so funny!

What is 'June 2015 - Jan 2016 Pet shop schooled'? Was he still at the pet shop then?
 

SailBoat

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Heck, our Human Resources department would have hired him solely on the bases that the resume is short and they could read it without a coffee break! :D
 

GaleriaGila

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The Rickeybird, 38-year-old Patagonian Conure
I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have made me want to make a resume for the Rickeybird!!!!!!!!
May I steal your idea, for his Scrapbook, please?

LOVELOVELOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Inger

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I'm just guessing here, but I suspect after the line about chewing on items he's allowed to have, there should be a line about chewing on all the other things as well? [emoji23][emoji23]


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clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
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GaleriaGila go ahead! I look forward to seeing others...
 
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clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
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Pilaf that was before I got him, I had to assume his schooling....
 
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clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
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Here it is, in the second pic he's shaking it so it's blurry.
 
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