Farty (The air quality surrounding Snappy and cohorts exuded the farty aroma of rapidly digested shyster lawyers. City methane levels were positively off the charts!)

iFart (Mere mortals need to download an app to even attempt to replicate the flatulent sounds that come naturally to Snappy after feasting on fetid lawyer fillets!)

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)

iFart (Mere mortals need to download an app to even attempt to replicate the flatulent sounds that come naturally to Snappy after feasting on fetid lawyer fillets!)

uFart (iFart, uFart, we allFart in Snappy's malodorous world! Yeah, there's an app for that )

uFart (iFart, uFart, we allFart in Snappy's malodorous world! Yeah, there's an app for that )



eFart (Snippy has been out of town all week procuring new sources of delectably putrifying offal and SPAM for Snappy's dining pleasure, so he has been sending her eFarts by email so she doesn't feel left out )

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)

I have this fart app on my iPhone! Best I've seen, superb tonal quality. You can even record your own if desired!!

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Yes I thought you did, being the connoisseur of lavatorial humour that you are

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)

eFart (Snippy has been out of town all week procuring new sources of delectably putrifying offal and SPAM for Snappy's dining pleasure, so he has been sending her eFarts by email so she doesn't feel left out )



Fartz (Snippy pioneered a canned recipe for Fartz, consisting of beans, offal, and Spam.)

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Fartz (Snippy pioneered a canned recipe for Fartz, consisting of beans, offal, and Spam.)



Fahrt (Snippy's pioneering canned Fartz recipe is being manufactured by world leading experts in offal and cured meats at a highly specialised facility in Germany. Upon leaving, the factory operators wished her....

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)

Fahrt (Snippy's pioneering canned Fartz recipe is being manufactured by world leading experts in offal and cured meats at a highly specialised facility in Germany. Upon leaving, the factory operators wished her....



Farto (The Fartz label proved so profitable Snappy and Snippy founded Farto Travel with goal of attracting shyster lawyers to untimely and delicious end.)

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Oh yeah, this lot look VERY reputable!

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)

Farto (The Fartz label proved so profitable Snappy and Snippy founded Farto Travel with goal of attracting shyster lawyers to untimely and delicious end.)



Fàârt (Snappy buys out Snippy’s favourite fashion magazine so that he can add a section featuring gourmet recipes for Spam and various delectable offal and organ meats. Mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!!)

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"Words speak us more than we speak them.” Hercule Poirot (He may be fictional, but he’s my favourite “Belgian upstart”!)