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Old 03-02-2021, 12:56 AM
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Flask (Snappy carries a flask of liquid nitrogen hooked to a sprayer mechanism. Once the explosive, oily, corrosive flatulence bursts from his nether regions, a quick spray soothes and prevents blistering on sensitive hide.)

Flabs (Snappy's awful dietary choices over the years have left him with so many rolls of flab that he needs Snippy to deploy the liquid nitrogen spray to the parts of his sensitive nether portions that he cannot reach for himself!)
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Old 03-02-2021, 11:36 AM
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Flabs (Snappy's awful dietary choices over the years have left him with so many rolls of flab that he needs Snippy to deploy the liquid nitrogen spray to the parts of his sensitive nether portions that he cannot reach for himself!)

Slabs (Snappy celebrates his flabby physique with endless slabs of offal and Spam steaks. Snippy has purchased an industrial nitrogen sprayer to sooth his scorching flatulence injuries.)
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Old 03-02-2021, 07:25 PM
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Slabs (Snappy celebrates his flabby physique with endless slabs of offal and Spam steaks. Snippy has purchased an industrial nitrogen sprayer to sooth his scorching flatulence injuries.)

Blabs (Snippy blabs on about Snappy's flatulence causing disharmony)
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Old 03-02-2021, 11:27 PM
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Blabs (Snippy blabs on about Snappy's flatulence causing disharmony)

Blast (Snappy rewards Snippy's loose lips with a monstrous, deafening, oily, blast of scorching flatulence.)
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Old 03-02-2021, 11:54 PM
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Blast (Snappy rewards Snippy's loose lips with a monstrous, deafening, oily, blast of scorching flatulence.)

Salty (Snappy's language is as salty as a can of Spam following the monstrous blast of flatulence that scorched not only his tender nether portions but also the surrounding landscape for a 10 mile radius!)
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Old 03-03-2021, 12:18 AM
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Salty (Snappy's language is as salty as a can of Spam following the monstrous blast of flatulence that scorched not only his tender nether portions but also the surrounding landscape for a 10 mile radius!)

Atlas (Residents thought an errant Atlas rocket crashed and rained debris with horrible stench over a 10 mile radius.)
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Old 03-03-2021, 12:21 AM
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Atlas (Residents thought an errant Atlas rocket crashed and rained debris with horrible stench over a 10 mile radius.)

Lasts (Snappy's stench lasts as well as blasts the Atlas
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Old 03-03-2021, 05:45 AM
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Lasts (Snappy's stench lasts as well as blasts the Atlas)

Shalt (The Eleventh Commandment according to the Gospel of Snappy - Thou Shalt Devour Any Purveyor Of Putrefying Spam, Lest He Trespass Upon Thy Spotless And Immaculate Forum - Amen!)
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Old 03-03-2021, 06:22 AM
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Shalt (The Eleventh Commandment according to the Gospel of Snappy - Thou Shalt Devour Any Purveyor Of Putrefying Spam, Lest He Trespass Upon Thy Spotless And Immaculate Forum - Amen!)

Salty (Purveyors of Putrefying Spam, and the accompanying Spam, are well known for being extra salty, leading in part to Snappy's bouts of fluid retention and potential heart failure! Oh no!!!)
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Old 03-03-2021, 11:20 AM
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Salty (Purveyors of Putrefying Spam, and the accompanying Spam, are well known for being extra salty, leading in part to Snappy's bouts of fluid retention and potential heart failure! Oh no!!!)

Hasty (Snippy implores a hasty retreat from salty Spam, lest her beloved flatulence machine develop debilitating fluid retention and succumb from heart failure.)
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