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Old 04-06-2021, 11:43 PM
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Asses (Smug Snappy surveys his assembled whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā atop a colossal throne stolen from Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh and declares "the masses are asses." The few who broke their vows to uproot trolls from every corner of the universe are emblazoned with tattoo of Hohepa on their foreheads.)

Gases (After a very eventful day during which the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā performed a celebratory haka around Snappy as he seated himself atop the colossal throne stolen from Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh, the inevitable consequences of fathomless feasting have come to their final fermented fruition with the release of noxious gases from the asses of the masses, enveloping the whole Coromandel in a malodorous miasma!)
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Old 04-07-2021, 12:11 AM
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Gases (After a very eventful day during which the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā performed a celebratory haka around Snappy as he seated himself atop the colossal throne stolen from Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh, the inevitable consequences of fathomless feasting have come to their final fermented fruition with the release of noxious gases from the asses of the masses, enveloping the whole Coromandel in a malodorous miasma!)

Arses (Release of noxious gases obscured skies over the whole Coromandel for 40 days and 40 nights, leading to crop failures, mass hysteria, and insufficient Spam, offal, and organ meats for fathomless feasting. Snappy ordered a round of microchipped suppositories shoved up arses of entire whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā as mitigation against future malodorous miasmas.)
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Old 04-07-2021, 12:20 AM
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Arses (Release of noxious gases obscured skies over the whole Coromandel for 40 days and 40 nights, leading to crop failures, mass hysteria, and insufficient Spam, offal, and organ meats for fathomless feasting. Snappy ordered a round of microchipped suppositories shoved up arses of entire whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā as mitigation against future malodorous miasmas.)

Rages (As the malodorous miasma rages in the skies above the Coromandel for 40 noxious days and nights, Snappy and the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā seek refuge in the heavily fortified basement underneath the wharenui at Whakatāne, which has been purpose built to withstand earthquake, tsunami, sloth invasion, zombie apocalypse, and even the bunker-busting bulldust bombs launched by Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh from the other side of the Galaxy!)
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:26 PM
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Rages (As the malodorous miasma rages in the skies above the Coromandel for 40 noxious days and nights, Snappy and the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā seek refuge in the heavily fortified basement underneath the wharenui at Whakatāne, which has been purpose built to withstand earthquake, tsunami, sloth invasion, zombie apocalypse, and even the bunker-busting bulldust bombs launched by Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh from the other side of the Galaxy!)

Anger (Ferocious anger from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā against Snappy's malodorous miasma rages underneath the heavily fortified basement of wharenui at Whakatāne. Folks across the Coromandel rally and deliver petition of ultimatum: Either Snappy turn himself over to Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh or submit to permanent cloacaectomy - removal of grotesque cloaca in favor of odor trapping device. Eough is enough!)
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:45 PM
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Anger (Ferocious anger from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā against Snappy's malodorous miasma rages underneath the heavily fortified basement of wharenui at Whakatāne. Folks across the Coromandel rally and deliver petition of ultimatum: Either Snappy turn himself over to Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh or submit to permanent cloacaectomy - removal of grotesque cloaca in favor of odor trapping device. Eough is enough!)

Yearn (Ferocious anger from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā makes Snappy yearn for happier, simpler times. He takes leave of them and departs the beautiful Coromandel, bidding his whānau a tearful "kia ora tonu" as his luxury motor yacht cruises into the sunset. Arm in arm with Snippy, he voyages into the distance seeking rich new sources of Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae and moth larvae to exploit. Fortunately for Snappy, there seems to be an inexhaustible supply out there!)
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Old 04-08-2021, 12:10 AM
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Yearn (Ferocious anger from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā makes Snappy yearn for happier, simpler times. He takes leave of them and departs the beautiful Coromandel, bidding his whānau a tearful "kia ora tonu" as his luxury motor yacht cruises into the sunset. Arm in arm with Snippy, he voyages into the distance seeking rich new sources of Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae and moth larvae to exploit. Fortunately for Snappy, there seems to be an inexhaustible supply out there!)

Kenya (Snappy's luxury motor yacht departs the beautiful Coromandel to a chorus of grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā chanting "piro koe." Five days later Snappy arrives in Kenya and alights arm in arm with Snippy to welcoming cackle of hyenas. A pact was negotiated to trade prized aromatic croc cloacal gasses with unlimited Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae, and moth larvae harvested from the Masai Mara National Reserve.)
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Old 04-08-2021, 12:28 AM
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Kenya (Snappy's luxury motor yacht departs the beautiful Coromandel to a chorus of grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā chanting "piro koe." Five days later Snappy arrives in Kenya and alights arm in arm with Snippy to welcoming cackle of hyenas. A pact was negotiated to trade prized aromatic croc cloacal gasses with unlimited Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae, and moth larvae harvested from the Masai Mara National Reserve.)

Waken (Five days absence from Snappy and Snippy and the malodorous stench that accompanies them is sufficient to waken sentimentality for smellier times among the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Filled with nostalgia for those happier, Snappier days, they too cruise to Kenya to rejoin their resplendently rancid Regent in his new kingdom in the Masai Mara and together they undertake to civilise local hyenas by plying them with unlimited Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae, and moth larvae.)
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Old 04-08-2021, 11:42 AM
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Waken (Five days absence from Snappy and Snippy and the malodorous stench that accompanies them is sufficient to waken sentimentality for smellier times among the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Filled with nostalgia for those happier, Snappier days, they too cruise to Kenya to rejoin their resplendently rancid Regent in his new kingdom in the Masai Mara and together they undertake to civilise local hyenas by plying them with unlimited Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae, and moth larvae.)

Awoke (On the sixth day, whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā awoke to wafting of Snappy's pungent cloacal discharge. The rancid regent thoughtfully filled a tank with year's worth of compressed stench, sufficient for daily release. Snippy welcomed nostalgic pilgrims to Masai Mara and stealthily chose select victims for daily hyena wrangling.)
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Old 04-08-2021, 11:10 PM
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Awoke (On the sixth day, whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā awoke to wafting of Snappy's pungent cloacal discharge. The rancid regent thoughtfully filled a tank with year's worth of compressed stench, sufficient for daily release. Snippy welcomed nostalgic pilgrims to Masai Mara and stealthily chose select victims for daily hyena wrangling.)

Wekas (In order to stave off homesickness, the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā have imported a flock of wekas to remind them of their former homeland. However, said wekas wreak havoc among the local reptile populations of the Masai Mara! Snappy is happy to capitalise on this situation and adds lizard gizzards to his patented briquette recipe of Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae and moth larvae )

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Old 04-08-2021, 11:46 PM
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Wekas (In order to stave off homesickness, the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā have imported a flock of wekas to remind them of their former homeland. However, said wekas wreak havoc among the local reptile populations of the Masai Mara! Snappy is happy to capitalise on this situation and adds lizard gizzards to his patented briquette recipe of Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae and moth larvae )



Cakes (Snippy yearned to console the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā by baking scrumptious cakes with added lizard gizzards to patented Spam, offal, organ meats, sloth algae, and moth larvae briquettes. Old family recipe produced frosting by wekas performing traditional kanikani rangi overhead, carefully targeting their cloacal discharges with pinpoint precision.)
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