april fools day thread missing

clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
so I was looking around and did anyone do an April fools joke thing?


I wrote this out before hand then I was like no half the people wouldn't get it then I figured wait you were drunk when you wrote this so probably not a good idea to post and...well anyways...

I figured someone would have something "better" than this so as a belated sunday posting since I worked monday and tuesday you can see what I thought about posting....
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Help! I have no idea what to do!
a while back clark and a neighbor had a disagreement.
probably over the property line, I dunno, but they
picked a fight with one anouther. and it came to a head
yesterday.

Anyways I just found out clark took drastic action and
pecked my neighbor to death. He said "come here" and lead me to the
rigormortise body laying on my own property.
i have no Idea what to do now, I'm at a total and complete
loss.

Family is important, I have to protect clark despite his brutal murdering,
only thought is how to protect him now.... bury the body somewhere. If
only, if it had been a cat or some animal then I could it be self defense,
like I can claim that with a human!
so what do I DO!!!!!!!

Don't need this heartache...
and yet I get it.
yet, I would also read the first letter of each line.......


I though it was funny when I wrote it. Enjoy if you are wont to do.
 
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clever way of hiding the april fools message! Love it!
 
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clark_conure

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A crossover Quaker Scuti (F), A Sun conure named AC, A Cinnamon Green Cheek conure Kent, and 6 budgies, Scuti Jr. (f), yellow (m), clark Jr. (m), Dot (f), Zebra(f), Machine (m).
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