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Old 09-24-2018, 11:35 AM
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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

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We've all been asked, "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" with the standard response, "To get to the other side."

This time make up ANY silly answer.

I'll start.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
It liked my hairdo.
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Old 09-24-2018, 11:58 AM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

It wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done
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Old 09-24-2018, 12:14 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because the "other" side of the road has only vegetarian restaurants!
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Old 09-24-2018, 12:56 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to escape
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Old 09-24-2018, 12:58 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because egg came first.
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:02 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken?
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:27 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

It wanted to play dodgecar.
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Old 09-24-2018, 02:44 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

It wanted to go home
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

because it saw a zebra crossing?
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Old 09-24-2018, 04:49 PM
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Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
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