apatrimo94
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A cute little dedication to my birds 
Everyting about life I learned from living with my birds:
1)Bad attention is better than none.
2)If you act cute, you can get away with anything.
3)Everything is a toy.
4)When they won't listen to reason- go for volume.
5)Food tastes better when it's stolen off someone else's plate.
6)"Bird brain" is a compliment
7)Change is annoying sometimes
8)Share=regurgitate.
9)It's better to come into this world ugly and then get cute, than it is
to come in cute and get ugly
10)Don't forget to stop and chew the furniture.
11)Learning other languages is a waste of time-if they want to
communicate bad enough they'll learn yours.
12)Expensive stuff was made to be destroyed (So true)
13)Let the world know how much you love life-scream at the top of your
lungs at dawn and dusk (My personal favorite )
14)The world's best toys are things than can get reduced to splinters.
15)Big things come in small packages.
16)The world is a dangerous place-keep your wings clipped.
17)Never judge a bird by its plumage.
18)Always test your limits-learn to pick locks.
19)Give a little love and you'll get a lot in return.
20)There's always time for a snuggle.
21)Food was meant to be played with.
22)Set goals in life-see how much food you can throw past the seed guard; then try to break your record (This happens with my keet all the time, lol)
23)Variety is good.
24)If you look or act strange, everybody will want you.
25)Find someone you really love, then permanently attach yourself to
their shoulder.
26)Keep yourself well groomed.
27)When things get tough, migrate.
28)All's fair in love and territory.
29)The screaming bird gets the attention.
30)Think nothing of making a mess- someone will clean up after you.
31)Words spoken in the heat of anger or passion are the most entertaining to mimic.
32)Parrots are friends for eternity
Hope you enjoyed it
Love to all life and respect everything, no matter how big, small, colorful, gentle, or harsh it is.
Everyting about life I learned from living with my birds:
1)Bad attention is better than none.
2)If you act cute, you can get away with anything.
3)Everything is a toy.
4)When they won't listen to reason- go for volume.
5)Food tastes better when it's stolen off someone else's plate.
6)"Bird brain" is a compliment
7)Change is annoying sometimes
8)Share=regurgitate.
9)It's better to come into this world ugly and then get cute, than it is
to come in cute and get ugly
10)Don't forget to stop and chew the furniture.
11)Learning other languages is a waste of time-if they want to
communicate bad enough they'll learn yours.
12)Expensive stuff was made to be destroyed (So true)
13)Let the world know how much you love life-scream at the top of your
lungs at dawn and dusk (My personal favorite
)14)The world's best toys are things than can get reduced to splinters.
15)Big things come in small packages.
16)The world is a dangerous place-keep your wings clipped.
17)Never judge a bird by its plumage.
18)Always test your limits-learn to pick locks.
19)Give a little love and you'll get a lot in return.
20)There's always time for a snuggle.
21)Food was meant to be played with.
22)Set goals in life-see how much food you can throw past the seed guard; then try to break your record (This happens with my keet all the time, lol)
23)Variety is good.
24)If you look or act strange, everybody will want you.
25)Find someone you really love, then permanently attach yourself to
their shoulder.
26)Keep yourself well groomed.
27)When things get tough, migrate.
28)All's fair in love and territory.
29)The screaming bird gets the attention.
30)Think nothing of making a mess- someone will clean up after you.
31)Words spoken in the heat of anger or passion are the most entertaining to mimic.
32)Parrots are friends for eternity
Hope you enjoyed it
Love to all life and respect everything, no matter how big, small, colorful, gentle, or harsh it is.
