The Crazy Cat Lady- try not to laugh

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Many of you on here remember the crazy cat lady....The one that stated her cat never seen a parrot and wanted to know if she could show the cat to the parrots. ( And the Stupidity continues).....

There was a knock on the door and low and behold....it was the crazy cat lady-Again! My wife said..." is it a door to door sales man dear?".... I said no...worse!! she looked out and said Ohhhh God No.

Anyhoo, I opened the door and asked what she wanted...she lost another Puddy....She said " I lost my kitty and since you have dogs and birds thought maybe it might have come down here....( I thought really....did it have a death wish? but kept my mouth shut)....said "I don't think so...I can ask the birds"....to which she responded " Could you?" Now I was thinking...( For real ?? I can't lower my level down to her stupidity) So I called in and said "hey Birds seen a cat around here?" ....nope I said to the lady.....What about the dogs she said...( I thought really)...you want me to ask the dogs??? I said....She said "please do"....So ( and my wife walked into the other room busting a gut trying not to laugh..) I asked the dogs..."Hey barkaroo's have you seen a puddy?" nope I said to the lady.
( I should let her know they are giving away free brains)

So she said well if any of you seen my kitty let me know......and she left.
She's a bit off the rocker....addiction of some sort.

My wife is roaring laughing her butt off, and I'm standing there wondering if I woke up on the right planet today. God I need a drink...too many
numb nuts on earth.
 

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After what happened the last time, the fact that she's even standing there is somewhat astonishing...

But it really sounds like she's just not all there mentally anymore...
 

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Because I love cats losing a cat is no laughing matter but hahahahahaha
Ask the birds and the dogs. Omg.
That's hysterical.

On another note I am usually known as the crazy cat lady.
 

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I have a cat, I love him. I actually can ask my dog where he is, and he will often find him for me "Hey Ranger, where's Whiskey? Find him!" But I do not ask other people's dogs!
 

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ROTFL!!!!!! you both handled it well and I'm glad your wife got a very healthy chuckle.
 
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After what happened the last time, the fact that she's even standing there is somewhat astonishing...

But it really sounds like she's just not all there mentally anymore...

Ahhhhh No,,,,she's not. heard she has an addiction of some sort....

Not all there that's for sure.
 
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Because I love cats losing a cat is no laughing matter but hahahahahaha
Ask the birds and the dogs. Omg.
That's hysterical.

On another note I am usually known as the crazy cat lady.

Your the crazy cat lady ????? LOL...just kiddin....she has a tendency to just pop in to peoples places around here in summer and just start chattin away like she family and not one person knew what she was doing there.

She didn't lose a marble... she lost all the marbles.
 
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I think you guys just might have met my daughter.... (please God, I hope she doesn't read this forum).

About 5' 8", wears two different tennis shoes, pants on backwards,
left means right, right means left, was abducted by aliens, thinks cats can talk to people......etc....etc....
 
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ROTFL!!!!!! you both handled it well and I'm glad your wife got a very healthy chuckle.


She's quite known around these parts....has addiction to prescription stuff i'm told....Not mentally challenged, just dose too much booze and what ever else she has...she's in her 60's.

So yeah My wife and I try to be nice, though it was hard not to laugh....She was possessed by ghosts in her house and was taken aboard a UFO she says....Uh-Huh...riiiigggghhhhttttttttt!
 
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RIP "pineapple" lovebird
Oh that poor lady.
She is messed up.

She is probably very lonely and that's why she comes to visit people.
Have to feel bad for people like that as funny as it is.
 

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