"Happy Birdday, dude! I sure am hopin' neither of your bad
birds have escaped again or acted up! I would NEVER do
anything like that! So how's about sending me some of your
birdday presents?"
Yer friend, The Rickeybird
NOPE, NOPE, no no no! Don't believe a word that bird says!
But DO have a happy day, Alexandros!