"Happy BiRdDAy, Alleeeeeeee!
I brought you NicE cake.
WoopsiE i got my foOts stuck in it so guess is PacKage Deal!
Me and Cake, alL for YOUUUU!
LOvE, your RickeYbirD"
Happy Birthday, Allee, my friend, mentor, signature-maker, and all-around SuperModeratorForTheAges!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
P.S. Finish the cake; return the Patagonian when you're done with him...