Worst poop

CDavis · Sep 15, 2016

Hey guys and gals I just put a sock on just to feel something squish Inbetween my toes and it was one of gooses famous spiteful dumps he has popped inside of a ring and on the lip of a can of soda(probably the most discusting thing in he world) and inside the collar of one of my polos. I was wondering what the worst place your Fids have popped and if any of them get as creative as my goose does.

GaleriaGila · Sep 15, 2016

Thank GAWD... finally! A misbehavior that the Rickeybird DOESN'T have!!!!!!
I love you CDavis!

CDavis · Sep 15, 2016

GaleriaGila said:
Thank GAWD... finally! A misbehavior that the Rickeybird DOESN'T have!!!!!!
I love you CDavis!

I have tried my best to potty train him but he just gets a kick out of my displeasure when finding a hidden poop. He is fully flighted so it gets hard to follow him around constantly. I am a little upset that the Ricky bird doesn't do it as it is super foul and irritating and that seems kinda up his alley. I would rather have him bite me then have to scrape poop off myself constantly haha.

GaleriaGila · Sep 15, 2016

Yeah, it's definitely a Quagmire sort of thing to do...
He poops wherever he is at the time, but there's nothing vindictive or planned about it.
Honestly, it's probably because he just isn't very intellectual. His other nickname is Zoolander, ya know.

Marileen · Sep 15, 2016

Sorry I have to laugh

Dinosrawr · Sep 15, 2016

Oh my. I don't think I can get that creative, the worst has just been on my head but that's pretty normal for most I think. Thankfully mine have their pooping stations and respect that!

Though there was a time while potty training Shiko where he would literally fly off me and onto my boyfriend to poop, then come back to me, haha!

CherylCali · Sep 15, 2016

For a little while EB would get really fussy when I held my phone, and when I set it down she would jump on it to poop. She has since learned that I use the phone to talk about her, so the phone got a reprive.

She definitely likes to poop on visitors and their belongings in a most distasteful manner for maximum offense.

CherylCali

GaleriaGila · Sep 15, 2016

Well, well, WELLLLL!!!!!

wrench13 · Sep 15, 2016

Worst, as in location, was when Salty pooped in my ear, right down the ear hole. A plumber could not have clogged it better.

CDavis · Sep 15, 2016

wrench13 said:
Worst, as in location, was when Salty pooped in my ear, right down the ear hole. A plumber could not have clogged it better.

If you don't mind me asking how did this even happen haha.

texsize · Sep 15, 2016

Mine was kinda like finding half a worm in your apple.
Was eating breakfast with my Tiels out of there cage for flying time.
After eating the last byte of my little biscuit sandwich That was when I saw one poop on the plate.
when did it happen ? I didn't see it when it did.
did any of it land on my sandwich? I don't know but it very well could have.
I always thought they just pooped when sitting but I think sometimes the do it in mid air to.
Nothing like air mail special delivery.

texsize

wrench13 · Sep 16, 2016

CDavis said:
wrench13 said:

Worst, as in location, was when Salty pooped in my ear, right down the ear hole. A plumber could not have clogged it better.

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If you don't mind me asking how did this even happen haha.

Laying down on our couch, with Salty running around free. He likes to play nip my sock and then run up to my neck and hide and also to preen my hair. I should have paid more attention to his body language. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. But the next thing I know, there is a warm trickling feeling going down one ear ( the watery component) and a odd warm feeling in the cup of my ear, only this isn't moving (the solid component to poops) . And I am sorry, I did NOT react well.

GaleriaGila · Sep 16, 2016

Oooooooooooooooohhh... I'll take a guess... if you're lying down (couch, bed, floor, wherever) and Bird is hopping around on your head... there ya go!

CherylCali · Sep 17, 2016

I'm in Texas and of course there are things that are big and gaudy. One of these things are our flip flops. We pay $40 and up for flip flops. I have a pair literally named Baccarat, if that gives you an idea how much bling they have. I never wear them in public. Well, Almost never. One day recently I left the house wearing mine and noticed that a big morning poop maybe was hideously encrusting my hideously encrusted gems. So unlovely. So embarrassing.

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