Parrot math
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EllenD
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It's funny because it's true...
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Goffins: Gabby, Abby, Squeaky, Peanut, Popcorn / Citron: Alice / Eclectus: Angel /Timneh Grey: ET / Blue Fronted Amazon: Gonzo /
RIP Gandalf and Big Bird, you are missed.
:jumping40 Hilarious!!:jumping40
So very true! Great Humor is founded in Honesty and Reality! Finger loss is assured.
Great Humor, the laugh was enjoyed!
Great Humor, the laugh was enjoyed!
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clark_conure
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since it would take two fingers to pick up a walnut I'd say 1 on one hand or 3 on each hand.
Thumb loss guaranteed.
Thumb loss guaranteed.
I have another idea: you take 2 of 3 walnuts so the parrot has 1/3 of all walnuts. That means you also will have left 1/3 fingers: 10 x 1/3 = 3 and 1/3. So 3 fingers and a piece of fourth
Parrot math indeed. Let me expand this idea to social sciences. If your wife has one parrot and you ship him back to Patagonia how many wives will you have left?
Zero. Empty Set. Void. Null set.
Hello, Holiday Inn, I need to reserve a room?
That's how many wives you have left.
Zero. Empty Set. Void. Null set.
Hello, Holiday Inn, I need to reserve a room?
That's how many wives you have left.
SunnyGirl
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yup, they math better than me
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This is very true... :jumping40
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How you do that? Is there a thread for the codes on here and how to you them?
ParrotGenie
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- 2 umbrella Cockatoos One male named Cooper and female named Baby 1 Little Corella male named Frankie and have 5 Cockatiels three named Male named Pepper, Fiesco for the female and female named Wylie.
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SomePeopleHaveBirds
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Oh ok thanks.
One wife plus one husband equals marriage.
One marriage plus one parrot equals.....................
I can't go on.
One marriage plus one parrot equals.....................
I can't go on.
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Goffins: Gabby, Abby, Squeaky, Peanut, Popcorn / Citron: Alice / Eclectus: Angel /Timneh Grey: ET / Blue Fronted Amazon: Gonzo /
RIP Gandalf and Big Bird, you are missed.
Better quit while you are ahead! (barely!!)
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