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Forum: The Game Room 10-11-2019, 02:33 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

The fundamental issue we have here is that the chicken won’t realise that he first has to deal with the problem on his side of the road before he goes looking for problems on the other side. We need...
Forum: The Game Room 01-01-2019, 04:21 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because the teleporter wasn’t working.
Forum: The Game Room 12-28-2018, 06:31 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because she heard the post-Christmas sales were on and she kinda went a little cray-cray!
Forum: The Game Room 12-27-2018, 04:12 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Well when I was your age, and a grown-up said the chicken had crossed the road, I didn’t ask why, the very fact that a grown-up had said so was good enough for me!
Forum: The Game Room 10-18-2018, 04:28 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a bustle in her hedgerow and she was alarmed!
Forum: The Game Room 10-16-2018, 05:05 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because deregulation on the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.
Forum: The Game Room 10-11-2018, 01:06 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[QUOTE=LeslieA;772304](LaManuka, I missed my chance to ask whether you were Jewish or political with that "covfefe.")

Ahaaa, I am the Grey Ghost, the mystery wrapped in the enigma known as The...
Forum: The Game Room 10-09-2018, 12:28 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get the heck outta Kentucky!
Forum: The Game Room 10-08-2018, 04:59 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a bogan Aussie chicken and it heard there were free checked flannelette shirts on the other side!
Forum: The Game Room 10-07-2018, 11:49 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Forum: The Game Room 10-04-2018, 05:36 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because her mama said, to get things done, you better not mess with Major TOM ;)
Forum: The Game Room 10-03-2018, 04:36 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To understand the reason for the crossing, we must first explore the meaning encoded in the objects of the “chicken” and the “road” and the circumstances which caused the actualisation of this...
Forum: The Game Room 10-02-2018, 11:53 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Nice one Flboy, like it!
Forum: The Game Room 10-01-2018, 02:31 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

The chicken doesn’t cross the road, it already exists on both sides, as long as you don’t peek!
Forum: The Game Room 09-29-2018, 07:42 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because it was it’s “Buddha” nature, the fundamental nature of all things and, being a chicken, it could do nothing else.
Forum: The Game Room 09-27-2018, 03:32 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because it's a chicken Jim, but not as we know it!
Forum: The Game Room 09-26-2018, 03:58 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because she’s a teaser she turns ‘em on, leaves ‘em burning and then she’s gone. Looking out for another, anyone will do, she’s in the mood for a dance. And when she gets the chance.... she is the...
Forum: The Game Room 09-25-2018, 05:49 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because that pesky road has had it coming for ages!
Forum: The Game Room 09-25-2018, 06:30 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Forum: The Game Room 09-25-2018, 12:46 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to be the first chicken to boldly go where no chicken had gone before!
Forum: The Game Room 09-24-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

:) Quantum mechanics I think... :)
Forum: The Game Room 09-24-2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 4,861
Posted By LaManuka
Re: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
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