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Oct 23, 2015
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Bella my simulated African Grey has been spying on me.
I believe she has paired herself with my new Alexa dot (with clock), at least this new behavior started shortly after I got the new Dot.
I am sure it’s her eyes.
Bella is letting Alexa see through her eyes. Just wait for the photo.
I will be laying on the bed in my bedroom
Se will sneak around the door jam from the bathroom (her normal monitoring post) and watch me
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LaManuka

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Fang ({ab}normal grey cockatiel), Valentino (budgie), Jem (cinnamon cockatiel), Lovejoy(varied lorikeet), Peach (princess parrot)
Surely only robot mechanical feet would be able to climb your door frame like that. Bella's cover is definitely blown, she's a government plant for sure. Be afraid, Wes, BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
 

ravvlet

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Jun 25, 2019
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Kirby - OWA, 33yrs old (2019-)
Broccoli - Dusky Conure - 3?mo old (July 2023 -)
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(Rehomed) Sammy - YNA, 45 yrs old (2022-2023)
(RIP) Cricket - Cockatiel (2019-2022)
Mildly terrifying but extremely hilarious. You would think the Amazon device would pair with the Amazon, but alas!
 

SailBoat

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Jul 10, 2015
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DYH Amazon
Julio's distrust for anything non-'New World Amazon' has kept the plastic predator far away! Add, anything 'Government' related and we are fairly comfortable with our current non-bugged status.

Plus, our home is inspected by HRH to assure that nothing has found its way into his kingdom while he and his staff have been at the cabin.
 

Rico_Tiel

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Ricochet - Cockatiel
Cricket - Budgie
If I touch the antenna on my birb C-T1EL-067, he glitches out and powers off momentarily.

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Proof. It is proven that birds, like hearts, toes, and snow are just government ploys smh my head 😒
 

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