Birds aren’t real

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I hope thi isn’t too political.

 

[Rozalka]

LoL, yesterday I was talking about it with my friend 😂

 

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I came across this this morning and got a good laugh.
just had to shared.

 

[Birdgirl24]

omgosh how dumb are these people if birds can die they are real this is so weird. What is the world coming to lol

 

[Zoruace]

This is pure stupidity 💀-

 

[Birdgirl24]

if there are bird fanatics like us there are birds cause we would'ent love robots. And 2 robots don't hatch out of eggs. 💀

 

[SailBoat]

Amazons have been spreading a like story for years! But have been far more successful as they do not depend on Humans to carry the word to the mass.

Life is too short not to smile at what is happening around you!

Cheers!!

 

[hiriki]

The government definitely knows all of my secrets

(For those that don't know, this is satire... hopefully knowing that will allow you to have a nice chuckle and not worry so much about the state of the world lol)

 

[Birdgirl24]

I know but man its just so weird and messed up it makes my head spin lol

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Yeah, birds aren't real. They're just government drones. That explains why people always ask "is it real?" when I take my berds out

 

[wrench13]

A satire and sad comment on conspiracy theories and 'fake news'.

 

[HeatherG]

Yeah, birds aren't real. They're just government drones. That explains why people always ask "is it real?" when I take my berds out

Sounds familiar. I hear, “is that really a bird?” and I am always tempted to say “no, it’s a hedgehog.”

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Sounds familiar. I hear, “is that really a bird?” and I am always tempted to say “no, it’s a hedgehog.”

I get
“Is that a bird?”
Me: no, she’s a fish”

“Is it real?”
Me: nope, it’s just a government drone

“Why doesn’t it fly away?”
Me: fish can’t fly.

“Is it a boy or girl?”
Me: a girl

“Where’d you get it?”
Me: no

“I used to have a parakeet but it was SO MESSY”
Me: 🔫💥

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Darn it! I just used the bathroom and had a conure on my head and both shoulders. I suppose someone at the DOJ/NSA/FBI/CIA is either really pervy or fantastically brilliant. 🤪

Also, I tried to find the “off” button on Norrie the gcc robot, but it didn’t work. Actually may have caused some sort of “attack mode” to be activated.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Darn it! I just used the bathroom and had a conure on my head and both shoulders. I suppose someone at the DOJ/NSA/FBI/CIA is either really pervy or fantastically brilliant. 🤪

Also, I tried to find the “off” button on Norrie the gcc robot, but it didn’t work. Actually may have caused some sort of “attack mode” to be activated.

Yeah, I think my Jasper is broken too! I couldn't find his off button ANYWHERE!!!

 

[Zoruace]

Yeah, I think my Jasper is broken too! I couldn't find his off button ANYWHERE!!!

Darn it! I just used the bathroom and had a conure on my head and both shoulders. I suppose someone at the DOJ/NSA/FBI/CIA is either really pervy or fantastically brilliant. 🤪

Also, I tried to find the “off” button on Norrie the gcc robot, but it didn’t work. Actually may have caused some sort of “attack mode” to be activated.

Guys guys..

 

[HeatherG]

Birds dont Stay turned off! Last night, I got up to get a snack at 3 am. Jasper (Meyers) must have woke up and wanted some, too! I went back to bed and sat eating my warmed up rice and sauce. I heard a funny noise and thought something must have fallen. Maybe I bumped something in the half-dark. Then I heard another noise and a scuffling noise. What was it?
finally, I heard a fluttering noise by the foot of my bed. It was so close that I leaned over to the side and saw Jasper flapping and climbing up the edge of the comforter. So I jumped down and picked him up and cuddled him until he had enough and got nippy. Then I put him back in his cage and LOCKED the lock on his cage door! I told him goodnight and blew kisses to Willow Quaker who smooched back.
i was very surprised as I thought Jasper was sleeping. But here he was, climbing the mountain of quilt to come and get me! I guess he really does love me. Unfortunately, the rice was all gone by the time he got to me. What a nice bird!