Body Armor for crazy bird?

[Hawk]

Ever get ready for a cuddly nite in front of the TV with all your birds, put on track pants, old shirt, and relax....well try to anyway.

Then have your grey climbing around on your lap playing when he bites you where the sun don't shine? ( the crotch)....

I think I hit my head on the ceiling, which it musta hurt, because my ceilings are nearly 12 feet high.....

Ok stop laughing already.....It hurt like heck. I'm wondering if I shouldn't consider wearing body armor....still laughing I see.....Heck they make those plastic cup thingys that baseball and football players wear....Might be an Idea. Ok ok....stop laughing and get up off the floor already!!

 

[labell]

Got a nipple bite in the shower once ...I can relate.

 

[JerseyWendy]

I know what you need, Michael!.....

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[Allee]

I guess it's pointless to try to convince you we didn't laugh? Sorry, Michael, it does sound painful.

 

[Hawk]

Got a nipple bite in the shower once ...I can relate.

My wife did too......heard her scream and must have shattered glass with that scream......

Now I have all the tasks of showering the birds..... Oh Joy !

 

[Hawk]

I guess it's pointless to try to convince you we didn't laugh? Sorry, Michael, it does sound painful.

Oh don't worry....my wife is still laughing a day later......

My Grey is sitting on hand and were looking eye to eye.....he's snickering and I'm looking at him saying " Don't even think about it !!!"

 

[Hawk]

I know what you need, Michael!.....

Hmmmm, practical? LOL......I mean I don't want to scare the bird, then again he might think it's a new chew toy.......

Ahhh ha ha ha....

 

[rope]

thanks hawk....thanks for the heads up! you may have saved me a lot of pain....