It's the weekly cage cleaning day which also involves the weekly bird rant!
(Usually only my wife hears it.)
My new theory:
There are only a limited number of parrots in the world. And they are IMORTAL! They were given to our family members thousands of years ago by aliens. Just like in my case, a family member dies and that little green monster is passed on to the next generation. Now it will torment me till my death.
I will be smiling in my grave the day my son is stuck with the Green Chicken of Death.
(Usually only my wife hears it.)
My new theory:
There are only a limited number of parrots in the world. And they are IMORTAL! They were given to our family members thousands of years ago by aliens. Just like in my case, a family member dies and that little green monster is passed on to the next generation. Now it will torment me till my death.
I will be smiling in my grave the day my son is stuck with the Green Chicken of Death.