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Ovary (Hideous Spam sculpture of serving Prime Minister reached epic proportions by decree. All Coromandel houses of worship mandated to display life sized rendition, restaurants required to obtain similarly themed waffle and pancake moulds. ScoMo managed to hermetically seal a cadre of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā with six week supply of Spam, offal, organ meats, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese inside ancient and rickety Wunala Dreaming 747. Snippy and SEI scientists hope to create a new spreadable delicacy once opened, aired out, and contents run through industrial blenders, served atop a freshly harvested ovary.)

Savor (Cadre of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā savor their supply of Spam, offal, organ meats, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese inside ancient and rickety Wunala Dreaming 747 enroute to Snappy's ancient Arnhem Land stomping grounds. On arrival they are greeted by a contingent of deranged purple crowned lorikeets determined to prevent their disembarkation and potential polluting of pristine wetland environment. They swarm around the aircraft doors and force the hapless passengers back with relentless attack from needle sharp beaks and claws. Wunala Dreaming crew left with no option but to return to the beautiful Coromandel with their increasingly noxious cargo!)

 

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Savor (Cadre of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā savor their supply of Spam, offal, organ meats, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese inside ancient and rickety Wunala Dreaming 747 enroute to Snappy's ancient Arnhem Land stomping grounds. On arrival they are greeted by a contingent of deranged purple crowned lorikeets determined to prevent their disembarkation and potential polluting of pristine wetland environment. They swarm around the aircraft doors and force the hapless passengers back with relentless attack from needle sharp beaks and claws. Wunala Dreaming crew left with no option but to return to the beautiful Coromandel with their increasingly noxious cargo!)

Salvo (Wunala Dreaming returned to the beautiful Coromandel seven hours later with increasingly noxious and restless cadre of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. The 747 was unrecognizable, striking aboriginal art obscured by brownish residue of unknown origin. SEI scientists dispatched pinhead techs to recover samples for investigation. Turns out the aircraft was targeted by thousands of deranged purple crowned lorikeets with synchronized salvo of viscous poo just after takeoff. Hours of high speed flight embedded the defecation into every orifice and rivet.)

 

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Salvo (Wunala Dreaming returned to the beautiful Coromandel seven hours later with increasingly noxious and restless cadre of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. The 747 was unrecognizable, striking aboriginal art obscured by brownish residue of unknown origin. SEI scientists dispatched pinhead techs to recover samples for investigation. Turns out the aircraft was targeted by thousands of deranged purple crowned lorikeets with synchronized salvo of viscous poo just after takeoff. Hours of high speed flight embedded the defecation into every orifice and rivet.)

Voila (Snippy absolutely delighted when Wunala Dreaming returns to the beautiful Coromandel smothered in purple crowned lorikeet poop. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā swiftly put to work scraping the fuselage of the ancient and rickety 747 to recover as much of the precious liquid poop as possible. Who knew that purple crowned lorikeet poop would be just the delectable, piquant, fruity liquid ambrosia that Snippy's recipes had been missing all this time! Et voila! A new irresistible money spinning addition to her already best selling repertoire of recipes is born!)

 

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Voila (Snippy absolutely delighted when Wunala Dreaming returns to the beautiful Coromandel smothered in purple crowned lorikeet poop. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā swiftly put to work scraping the fuselage of the ancient and rickety 747 to recover as much of the precious liquid poop as possible. Who knew that purple crowned lorikeet poop would be just the delectable, piquant, fruity liquid ambrosia that Snippy's recipes had been missing all this time! Et voila! A new irresistible money spinning addition to her already best selling repertoire of recipes is born!)

Aioli (Second order of business for returning whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā was restoring the ancient and rickety 747 to Wunala's sister livery, Nalanji Dreaming. Snippy concocted a versatile aioli using expired jars of mayonnaise and purple crowned lorikeet poop. Acidic properties of guano extended shelf life another six months, boasting envious financial returns.)

 

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Aioli (Second order of business for returning whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā was restoring the ancient and rickety 747 to Wunala's sister livery, Nalanji Dreaming. Snippy concocted a versatile aioli using expired jars of mayonnaise and purple crowned lorikeet poop. Acidic properties of guano extended shelf life another six months, boasting envious financial returns.)

Aboil (Efforts by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to restore and refurbish ancient and rickety 747 Nalanji Dreaming to former glory set Snappy's latent planespotting passions aboil! Snippy discovers that after feeding blueberries to the swarms of purple crowned lorikeets who followed Wunala Dreaming back to the beautiful Coromandel, they excrete just the right shade and consistency of poop needed to colour and varnish the aircraft's fuselage to a high gloss shine. In fact there is enough left over to colour the tail of a visiting BA 747 as well!)

 

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Aboil (Efforts by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to restore and refurbish ancient and rickety 747 Nalanji Dreaming to former glory set Snappy's latent planespotting passions aboil! Snippy discovers that after feeding blueberries to the swarms of purple crowned lorikeets who followed Wunala Dreaming back to the beautiful Coromandel, they excrete just the right shade and consistency of poop needed to colour and varnish the aircraft's fuselage to a high gloss shine. In fact there is enough left over to colour the tail of a visiting BA 747 as well!)

Limbo (Snappy's aviation passions set aboil as he vowed to purchase SEI corporate 747 in favourite Ansett colours. Capital expenditures in limbo as whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā forced to work overtime with reduced wages. Airborne chariot arrived three months later, tail emblazoned with purple lorikeet blueberry poo.)

 

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Limbo (Snappy's aviation passions set aboil as he vowed to purchase SEI corporate 747 in favourite Ansett colours. Capital expenditures in limbo as whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā forced to work overtime with reduced wages. Airborne chariot arrived three months later, tail emblazoned with purple lorikeet blueberry poo.)

Biome (Aflame with adoration for his new airborne chariot, Snippy keeps whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā working by adding nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos to existing AN livery. Micro biome inside lorikeet bowels kept busy with round the clock feeds of blueberries to keep that perfect intensity of blue hue coming from the business end. Purple crowned lorikeet poop never looked so good!)

 

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Biome (Aflame with adoration for his new airborne chariot, Snippy keeps whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā working by adding nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos to existing AN livery. Micro biome inside lorikeet bowels kept busy with round the clock feeds of blueberries to keep that perfect intensity of blue hue coming from the business end. Purple crowned lorikeet poop never looked so good!)

Emoji (Snappy treks the world seeking SEI business opportunities in trademark 747 emblazoned with ANA nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos. Latest blockbuster deal was sealed creating new M&M flavor and color utilizing purple lorikeet poo. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā enlisted to cultivate blueberry production ensuring lorikeet micro biomes at peak performance. Crowning glory achieved with each M&M emblazoned with emoji of the beautiful Coromandel.)

 

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Emoji (Snappy treks the world seeking SEI business opportunities in trademark 747 emblazoned with ANA nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos. Latest blockbuster deal was sealed creating new M&M flavor and color utilizing purple lorikeet poo. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā enlisted to cultivate blueberry production ensuring lorikeet micro biomes at peak performance. Crowning glory achieved with each M&M emblazoned with emoji of the beautiful Coromandel.)

Movie (International movie making moguls, having long heard the legendary adventures of Snappy, Snippy and the exploits of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, are en route to the beautiful Coromandel aboard specially chartered AN 747 sporting nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos and powered by biofuel distilled from distilled purple crowned lorikeet poop. Hollywood and super stardom beckon!)

 

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Movie (International movie making moguls, having long heard the legendary adventures of Snappy, Snippy and the exploits of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, are en route to the beautiful Coromandel aboard specially chartered AN 747 sporting nostalgic Sydney 2000 Olympics logos and powered by biofuel distilled from distilled purple crowned lorikeet poop. Hollywood and super stardom beckon!)

Moved (Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were astounded and deeply moved Dear Leaders Snappy and Snippy are about to be lionized and immortalized by international movie making moguls. SEI employees began food drive to prepare epic welcoming feast of indigenous Coromandel specialties crafted from Spam, offal, organ meats, purple lorikeet poop, fetid maggot cheese, rocky mountain oysters, warthog anus, and shirako.)

 

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Moved (Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were astounded and deeply moved Dear Leaders Snappy and Snippy are about to be lionized and immortalized by international movie making moguls. SEI employees began food drive to prepare epic welcoming feast of indigenous Coromandel specialties crafted from Spam, offal, organ meats, purple lorikeet poop, fetid maggot cheese, rocky mountain oysters, warthog anus, and shirako.)

Moves (Enraptured by the exotic taste and texture of newly discovered shirako, Snappy orders entire entourage including Snippy, movie moguls and whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā aboard VH-INJ for a trip to Japan. Snappy and adoring contingent take up residence so that Snappy may savour the delights of tempura shirako and shirako chawanmushi at any hour of the day or night.)

 

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Moves (Enraptured by the exotic taste and texture of newly discovered shirako, Snappy orders entire entourage including Snippy, movie moguls and whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā aboard VH-INJ for a trip to Japan. Snappy and adoring contingent take up residence so that Snappy may savour the delights of tempura shirako and shirako chawanmushi at any hour of the day or night.)

Venom (Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā remain with Snappy and VH-INJ in Japan, conjuring recipes melding shirako with Spam and usual by-product organ meats. Snippy commandeers reserve aircraft VH-INK with adventurous movie moguls for side trip to China and Vietnam in search of zesty Tezhi Sanbian Jiu wine, Panda Dung Tea, and snake venom drinks.)

 

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Venom (Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā remain with Snappy and VH-INJ in Japan, conjuring recipes melding shirako with Spam and usual by-product organ meats. Snippy commandeers reserve aircraft VH-INK with adventurous movie moguls for side trip to China and Vietnam in search of zesty Tezhi Sanbian Jiu wine, Panda Dung Tea, and snake venom drinks.)

Lemon (Happily ensconced inside recently and luxuriously refubished Douglas DC-4, VH-INK, Snippy returns to Japan after side trip to China and Vietnam with consignment of wondrous new ingredients following by express air freight. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā will be set to work creating fabulous new range of concoctions for her new recipe book including zesty Tezhi Sanbian Jiu wine, Panda Dung Tea, and snake venom drinks all freshened up with a twist of lemon.)

 

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Lemon (Happily ensconced inside recently and luxuriously refubished Douglas DC-4, VH-INK, Snippy returns to Japan after side trip to China and Vietnam with consignment of wondrous new ingredients following by express air freight. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā will be set to work creating fabulous new range of concoctions for her new recipe book including zesty Tezhi Sanbian Jiu wine, Panda Dung Tea, and snake venom drinks all freshened up with a twist of lemon.)

Demon (Snippy's consignment of wondrous new ingredients leads to potent pleasures in a glass and chance meeting with Sir Freddie Laker in Coromandel dive bar. A drinking demon spurred crazed stupor, resulting in Laker losing a bet and relinquishment of vast treasure. Snippy wanted Laker's organ for experimental Four Penis Wine but settled for Freddie's prized ATL-98 Carvair aircraft. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā laughed at bulbous nose seeing likeness to Snappy's bloated head and ego.)

ATL-98 is highly modified DC-4 optimized for large freight items.

 

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Demon (Snippy's consignment of wondrous new ingredients leads to potent pleasures in a glass and chance meeting with Sir Freddie Laker in Coromandel dive bar. A drinking demon spurred crazed stupor, resulting in Laker losing a bet and relinquishment of vast treasure. Snippy wanted Laker's organ for experimental Four Penis Wine but settled for Freddie's prized ATL-98 Carvair aircraft. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā laughed at bulbous nose seeing likeness to Snappy's bloated head and ego.)

ATL-98 is highly modified DC-4 optimized for large freight items.

Model (Snippy begins tumultuous love affair with Sir Freddie, against his better judgement to be sure. But as she is a vastly physically more powerful fictitious lady crocodile and he was too hung over from playing all night drinking games with her in a Coromandel dive bar and was completely discombobulated from drinking notorious Four Penis Wine he was in no condition to refuse her advances! Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā may laugh but they do not even want to know what the model was that was used as inspiration for the somewhat phallic appearance of the ATL-98's unfortunate bulbous nose!! )

 

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Model (Snippy begins tumultuous love affair with Sir Freddie, against his better judgement to be sure. But as she is a vastly physically more powerful fictitious lady crocodile and he was too hung over from playing all night drinking games with her in a Coromandel dive bar and was completely discombobulated from drinking notorious Four Penis Wine he was in no condition to refuse her advances! Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā may laugh but they do not even want to know what the model was that was used as inspiration for the somewhat phallic appearance of the ATL-98's unfortunate bulbous nose!! )

Doled (Snappy was livid beyond belief at Snippy's alcohol fueled, brazen affair with Sir Freddie, vowing swift revenge. Punishment doled out by obeisant Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā using bed of firecoals, trampling the hapless entrepreneur until nothing more than a bulbous carcass remained. Said remnants bolted to nose of ATL-98 as eternal reminder of uncompromising fealty to Snappy!)

 

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Doled (Snappy was livid beyond belief at Snippy's alcohol fueled, brazen affair with Sir Freddie, vowing swift revenge. Punishment doled out by obeisant Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā using bed of firecoals, trampling the hapless entrepreneur until nothing more than a bulbous carcass remained. Said remnants bolted to nose of ATL-98 as eternal reminder of uncompromising fealty to Snappy!)

Yodel (Snippy's alcohol fueled, brazen love affair with Sir Freddie Laker has left Snappy questioning his manhood....erm....crocodile-hood, and seeking alternative remedies by which it may be restored that he may continue to satisfy the desires of his lady love. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā are sent back to China in search of mythical Magical Penis Wine, renowned for it's powerful, stimulatory properties. One strange and little known side effect however is that it does cause users to involuntarily yodel.)

 

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Yodel (Snippy's alcohol fueled, brazen love affair with Sir Freddie Laker has left Snappy questioning his manhood....erm....crocodile-hood, and seeking alternative remedies by which it may be restored that he may continue to satisfy the desires of his lady love. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā are sent back to China in search of mythical Magical Penis Wine, renowned for it's powerful, stimulatory properties. One strange and little known side effect however is that it does cause users to involuntarily yodel.)

Dopey (Snappy had a plethora of reactions to Wild Penis Wine including raucous farting, explosive diarrhea, revolting breath, pustulous skin, and generally dopey demeanor. Snippy sent faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to Disgusting Food Museum in Malmo, Sweden in search of more palatable potions. All agreed the bull penis was most likely to renew Snappy's flagging manhood.)

 

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Dopey (Snappy had a plethora of reactions to Wild Penis Wine including raucous farting, explosive diarrhea, revolting breath, pustulous skin, and generally dopey demeanor. Snippy sent faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to Disgusting Food Museum in Malmo, Sweden in search of more palatable potions. All agreed the bull penis was most likely to renew Snappy's flagging manhood.)

Mopey (Snappy's flagging, fatigued and failing manhood undoubtedly revived by frightful bull penis remedy procured by faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, and is feeling decidedly less mopey! He takes Snippy out on a romantic afternoon trip in a row boat out on the warm seas surrounding the beautiful Coromandel in hopes of winning back her affections following his horrible brutal murder of her lover Sir Freddie when he had him trodden mercilessly into a pulp on a bed of burning coals. How could she possibly refuse?!)

 

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Mopey (Snappy's flagging, fatigued and failing manhood undoubtedly revived by frightful bull penis remedy procured by faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, and is feeling decidedly less mopey! He takes Snippy out on a romantic afternoon trip in a row boat out on the warm seas surrounding the beautiful Coromandel in hopes of winning back her affections following his horrible brutal murder of her lover Sir Freddie when he had him trodden mercilessly into a pulp on a bed of burning coals. How could she possibly refuse?!)

Epoxy (Bull penis effect diminished over time to Snappy's chagrin. Snippy suggest epoxy injection for permanent effect once his manhood reverted to flagging, fatigued and failing status. The romantic afternoon row boat trip nearly turned tragic when Snappy's rigid manhood poked a hole in the floor! Thankfully the faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were on hand to view the celebration and quickly saved the duo from certain drowning. Warm Coromandel seawater dissolved Snappy's hapless epoxy experiment.)