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[Scott]

Snape (Chemtrails ejected from exhaust of F-111 "Pig" during commemorative torching high in the skies above the beautiful Coromandel contain mysterious aphrodisiacal enzymes created by JK Rowling. These are inhaled by Snippy and when next she gazes upon Snappy's carbuncled face, she is convinced she is gazing upon the handsome visage of her ultimate heroic fantasy, Professor Severus Snape!! Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā look on in bemusement as Snippy fusses and fawns at Snappy's frightful feet in a most undignified fashion. Panel of inquisition set up by leadership of RAAF Amberley now tasked with investigation into exactly how these chemical attractants ended up in Snappy's "Pig"!)

Apnea (F-111 "pig" chemtrails released JK Rowling's mysterious aphrodisiacal enzymes for thirty days and thirty nights, fomenting utter mayhem. Ensuing orgies consumed faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā until the beautiful Coromandel's populace collapsed, utterly spent. Ringleaders Snippy and Snappy developed withering sleep apnea to say nothing of frictional bruising in nether areas! RAAF Amberley leadership contracted SEI International to develop corrective therapies and ointments as future antidotes. Snappy decreed all male orgy offspring have middle name "Rowling," while Snippy opined females derivative of "Severus Snape.")

 

[LaManuka]

Apnea (F-111 "pig" chemtrails released JK Rowling's mysterious aphrodisiacal enzymes for thirty days and thirty nights, fomenting utter mayhem. Ensuing orgies consumed faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā until the beautiful Coromandel's populace collapsed, utterly spent. Ringleaders Snippy and Snappy developed withering sleep apnea to say nothing of frictional bruising in nether areas! RAAF Amberley leadership contracted SEI International to develop corrective therapies and ointments as future antidotes. Snappy decreed all male orgy offspring have middle name "Rowling," while Snippy opined females derivative of "Severus Snape.")

Penal (The former convict penal colony now known affectionately as "Briz Vegas" is the newest location for SEI's latest expansion plans, and is conveniently located just a stone's throw away from RAAF Amberley. Snappy organises celebratory flypast of RAAF C-17A Globemaster, flown by specially trained whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, with obligatory aphrodisiacal chemtrail designed to enrapture residents so that they fall under his magical spell and have no choice but to comply with his vision for rebuilding Briz Vegas in his fictitious crocodilian image!)

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("Obstacles ahead, terrain terrain".....you're not kidding!!)

 

[Scott]

Penal (The former convict penal colony now known affectionately as "Briz Vegas" is the newest location for SEI's latest expansion plans, and is conveniently located just a stone's throw away from RAAF Amberley. Snappy organises celebratory flypast of RAAF C-17A Globemaster, flown by specially trained whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, with obligatory aphrodisiacal chemtrail designed to enrapture residents so that they fall under his magical spell and have no choice but to comply with his vision for rebuilding Briz Vegas in his fictitious crocodilian image!)
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Navel (Celebratory flypast of RAAF C-17A Globemaster released thousands of tiny SEI bots disguised as beetles to crawl into the navel of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Fast acting automatons burrowed deep just in time for aphrodesiac chemtrails to settle to earth for perfect absorption. Magical spell internalized in brains throughout the beautiful Coromandel, leading to unanimous vote in favor of Snappy's rebuilding scheme. Within two years Briz Vegas became top global crocodilian themed resort, crowning Snappy as richest Spam eating billionaire on the planet.)

 

[LaManuka]

Navel (Celebratory flypast of RAAF C-17A Globemaster released thousands of tiny SEI bots disguised as beetles to crawl into the navel of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Fast acting automatons burrowed deep just in time for aphrodesiac chemtrails to settle to earth for perfect absorption. Magical spell internalized in brains throughout the beautiful Coromandel, leading to unanimous vote in favor of Snappy's rebuilding scheme. Within two years Briz Vegas became top global crocodilian themed resort, crowning Snappy as richest Spam eating billionaire on the planet.)

Laden (Chemtrails laden with thousands of tiny SEI bots disguised as beetles crawl into the navels of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā from whence they migrate into said whānau's lower intestines, leaving their magical aphrodesiacal compounds to work their spellbinding magic on their microbiome and gut flora. Skies above beautiful Briz Vegas soon filled with puffs of glitter and a heady perfume reminiscent of a herd of unicorns farting rainbows )

 

[Scott]

Laden (Chemtrails laden with thousands of tiny SEI bots disguised as beetles crawl into the navels of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā from whence they migrate into said whānau's lower intestines, leaving their magical aphrodesiacal compounds to work their spellbinding magic on their microbiome and gut flora. Skies above beautiful Briz Vegas soon filled with puffs of glitter and a heady perfume reminiscent of a herd of unicorns farting rainbows )

Dance (Snippy had happy dance imagining a herd of unicorns farting rainbows in the skies above beautiful Briz Vegas. Pin-headed SEI scientists harvested magical aphrodesiacal compounds from the lower intestines of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā with intent to create marketable goods. Within six months Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy became a global rage with $4B AUD revenue.)

 

[LaManuka]

Dance (Snippy had happy dance imagining a herd of unicorns farting rainbows in the skies above beautiful Briz Vegas. Pin-headed SEI scientists harvested magical aphrodesiacal compounds from the lower intestines of whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā with intent to create marketable goods. Within six months Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy became a global rage with $4B AUD revenue.)

Acnes (Despite claims of 100% magical, majestic and mythical ingredients, plagues of pustulent, oozing acnes afflict the complexions of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy purchasers worldwide, resulting in trashing of brand image and commensurate drop in sales. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā once again used as guinea pigs in trial of new formulation, which includes essences of Spam, organ meats, Sardinian maggot cheese and Icelandic shark. Unfortunately the acne is not cleared up but the reformulation has resulted in wonderful rainbow coloured pimple popping parties taking place along the length and breadth of the beautiful Coromandel )

 

[Scott]

Acnes (Despite claims of 100% magical, majestic and mythical ingredients, plagues of pustulent, oozing acnes afflict the complexions of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy purchasers worldwide, resulting in trashing of brand image and commensurate drop in sales. Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā once again used as guinea pigs in trial of new formulation, which includes essences of Spam, organ meats, Sardinian maggot cheese and Icelandic shark. Unfortunately the acne is not cleared up but the reformulation has resulted in wonderful rainbow coloured pimple popping parties taking place along the length and breadth of the beautiful Coromandel )

Caned (Pinhead SEI scientists were publicly caned and force fed concoction of pustulent acne, Spam, organ meats, Sardinian maggot cheese with Icelandic shark in aftermath of trashed brand image. Snappy demanded reformulation of Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy with genuine magical, majestic and mythical ingredients under penalty of death. Snippy visited rainbow coloured pimple popping parties across length and breadth of the beautiful Coromandel in hopes of salvaging flagging stock valuations. Faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā tithed 10% of assets to recapitalize a foundering SEI.

 

[Terry57]

Hope y'all don't mind, I don't have a story but want to play

Caned

Cared

 

[saxguy64]

Me tooooo

Cared

Scare

 

[Tami2]

Me 3 ....

Scare

React

 

[saxguy64]

React

Reach

 

[Terry57]

Reach

Beach

 

[saxguy64]

Beach

Peach

 

[Terry57]

Peach

Perch

 

[saxguy64]

Perch

Cheer

 

[Terry57]

Cheer

Sheer

 

[Scott]

Sheer

Steer

 

[LaManuka]

Steer

Stern

 

[Scott]

Stern

Nests

 

[Gemster]

Nests

Scent