Hi guys, I'm having trouble with my bird. Due to higher exposure to the sunlight, add some raging hormones to it and you get a KEEKEEKEE machine. I tried filling up the beak with some yum-yums, but the beak process the food too quickly. I tried doing a restart of the bird after an exposure to large quantities of water, but it was short lived. The volume of the bird got higher, and also faster!! I tried running some trick programs for Pascal, but as soon you quit the program that annoying pop up alarm soon continues emiting from the bird. The bird also seems to be glitching a lot - kind of jumping up kangaroo style but without any animation. What else could I instal in the cage from keeping these spazzes and glitches happening? And most importantly, how do you mute your bird without having to mute yourself during meetings?
I made sure to make a shut down around 9-10pm the boot up the bird at 8 or 9am. There are high restrictions on having physical contact with the bird. I also installed quite a lot of new useless add-ons in his cage, not useful for me directly at least. The add-ons are pretty and they do kind of look fun. His maintenance is up to date.
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SATIRE
I made sure to make a shut down around 9-10pm the boot up the bird at 8 or 9am. There are high restrictions on having physical contact with the bird. I also installed quite a lot of new useless add-ons in his cage, not useful for me directly at least. The add-ons are pretty and they do kind of look fun. His maintenance is up to date.
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SATIRE