Its so embarrasing..

[Atwee921]

Handing in homework with bird poop on it

 

[roxynoodle]

Better than going to school with bird poop in your hair

I was a teacher. I wouldn't have minded bird poop on homework, but then I'm a bird person.

 

[Atwee921]

Better than going to school with bird poop in your hair

I was a teacher. I wouldn't have minded bird poop on homework, but then I'm a bird person.

Haha Sprite pulled off 2 keys on my SCHOOL laptop, and he chewed off the gel thing so that they can't go back on. People always ask why.."My bird..."

 

[HalfInsane]

For any of you who are familiar with the speed and precision with which a female lovebird can shred paper, lets just say my old lovebird did that to more than one homework assignment of mine. I'd notice in time to see her flying across the room with strips of the (former) document stuffed into the feathers on her back.

My teachers never believed me when I tried to tell them why 1/3 of my essay was gone, with only a frayed edge to show for it.

On the bright side, she made an adorable letter opener.

 

[lexx510]

Better than going to school with bird poop in your hair

I was a teacher. I wouldn't have minded bird poop on homework, but then I'm a bird person.

There's a new excuse for a teacher - "My parrot pooped on my homework" as opposed to "My dog ate my homework." lol!

 

[BillsBirds]

Halfinsane...My lovebird Bella (now deceased) would sneak over to my desk to chew up important papers. She never chewed anything not important. Just my bills, Social Security card, checks, etc. The junk mail she didn't want any of!

 

[Remy]

Lol! A while ago my boyfriend was sorting through his junk mail and Puck went absolutely NUTS!

 

[roxynoodle]

Better than going to school with bird poop in your hair

I was a teacher. I wouldn't have minded bird poop on homework, but then I'm a bird person.

There's a new excuse for a teacher - "My parrot pooped on my homework" as opposed to "My dog ate my homework." lol!

We used to have to do quarter grades by hand, filling in circles on scan sheets. One time my Dalmatians ate mine:54: I was embarrassed to have to tell my principal I needed new ones.

I have had birds chew the corners on tests I was grading. The students never seemed to mind though when I gave it back to them and told them what happened. For some reason, my Blue Crown loved when I was grading. Something about me picking up a paper and flipping it over made her really excited. She would start screaming my name and yelling her high pitched, "EEEE EEEE EEEE", which meant she was really happy.