Mr. Parrotman- Man tries to look like a parrot!

JerseyWendy

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Ok, I'm gonna be perfectly honest, but that really grossed me out. :32: And no, he (still) looks NOTHING like any parrot I've ever seen.
 

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Wow. The whole body modification thing is lost on me. I just don't get it. This guy really have taken it to an extreme, to the point I find him a little frightening.

Compared to having his ears removed, his eye balls dyed and horns inserted into his skull, having his name changed was easy.
 

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I saw an article about him awhile back... He freaks me out.
 

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I hope he is independently wealthy, cuz looking like that, he is not even going to work at McDonalds. Usually I don't judge, but this time... what a dope.
 

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Ew :eek: body modification gone awry! This is what happens when one gets 'bored' of looking human.... He doesn't even look like a parrot! Parrots are cute, that's disgusting! The ear holes like a parrot hahaha!

That reminds me of the lady who had the surgery and tatoos to look like a big cat.
 

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I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but someone who goes to such extreme lengths to change the structure of their human body to look like something else is suffering from some type of mental illness. You can call it personal expression all you want, but there is a line that can be crossed, and each of these people has crossed it.
 
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I hope he is independently wealthy, cuz looking like that, he is not even going to work at McDonalds. Usually I don't judge, but this time... what a dope.

He lives in the UK, where I believe it is much easier to get on government assistance (even for self inflicted unemployability) than it is here (correct me if I'm wrong).
 
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Ew :eek: body modification gone awry! This is what happens when one gets 'bored' of looking human.... He doesn't even look like a parrot! Parrots are cute, that's disgusting! The ear holes like a parrot hahaha!

That reminds me of the lady who had the surgery and tatoos to look like a big cat.

He doesn't look anything like a parrot to me. Last time I checked, parrots don't have piercings, horns (well maybe amazons do;)) or funny things implanted in their skin. Can you imagine what kind of battle he goes through to keep his parrots from yanking all that stuff out:eek:?! Parrots know that's not natural or normal and I'm sure they lovingly try to remove it for him to help him out, like any good friend would:54:
 
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@Wendy- You forgot my personal "favorite", the lizard man (who actually did a rather good job looking like a lizard, and at least knows he's a freak):D

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Seriously, if you're going to do all that ink, tattoo over your nipples so that they aren't staring at me!
 
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Seriously, if you're going to do all that ink, tattoo over your nipples so that they aren't staring at me!

I'm surprised they aren't pierced lol.
 

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Parrotman is actually tame compared with some of the later postings. :eek:

I cannot imagine the pain suffered to "fork" a tongue. Wonder if Parrotman's birds nibble on the horns? :confused:
 
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