My bird's Resume

[clark_conure]

Clark wanted me to post his resume....so here it is...​

(i'm actually thinking about putting something like this in my Human Resources lady's mailbox as a job application :04
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Clark K.​

clark_conure on parrotforums.com​

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Summary
Two years of experience in the taking care of humans, seeking a higher level position in the house with more treats and human food.

Areas of Expertise

• · Incan war dancing
• · Preening self
• · Preening humans
• · Giving kisses
• · Parroting phrases
• · Basic math, using my abacus toy
• · Helping with yard work including guarding my human from various robins and other outside birds and chipmunks while he tends the lawn.
• · I bite corners off pages so my human could keep track of where he was in his book
• · Wrestling
• · Professional bathing
• Chewing of various objects I'm allowed to have
• Getting rid of excess fruit in the house
• Assisting writing by helping to hold the pencil
• Biting the edges of cell phones to keep my human from talking to long on the phone

Race:
Pyrrhura molinae

Age:
2 years


Certifications
· Member of Parrotforums.com (full member)

Education
Jan 2016 - present Home schooled.

June 2015 - Jan 2016 Pet shop schooled

Experience
Jan 2016- present House manager • My home, MN
· Managed the entertainment and preening of the household. Provided for the general care and safety of my human and provided a loving relationship. Invented sporting events and removed some human food to keep my human in good physical shape. And finally superintending my human while he completes all his household chores.

 

[PickleMeDickles]

Too cute. How about eating and pooping, or is that a given?

 

[clark_conure]

pretty much a given.....these are highly refined skills I've pointed out...I'm curiouse if anyone else makes a resume

 

[Pilaf]

That's so funny!

What is 'June 2015 - Jan 2016 Pet shop schooled'? Was he still at the pet shop then?

 

[SailBoat]

Heck, our Human Resources department would have hired him solely on the bases that the resume is short and they could read it without a coffee break!

 

[GaleriaGila]

I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have made me want to make a resume for the Rickeybird!!!!!!!!
May I steal your idea, for his Scrapbook, please?

LOVELOVELOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Inger]

I'm just guessing here, but I suspect after the line about chewing on items he's allowed to have, there should be a line about chewing on all the other things as well? [emoji23][emoji23]


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[clark_conure]

GaleriaGila go ahead! I look forward to seeing others...

 

[clark_conure]

Pilaf that was before I got him, I had to assume his schooling....

 

[Plikplop]

Basic math, using my abacus toy

That is just classic lol Congratulations on having one smart birdie

 

[clark_conure]

Here it is, in the second pic he's shaking it so it's blurry.