Goodness! Our local news did a report years ago about police responding to an office building. The ladies reported that in the mornings, every morning when they arrive to the office and are getting out of there cars, someone keeps wolf whistling at them from the apartment building next door and they were tired of being harassed. The police go to the building and start knocking on doors and they found the culprit. Every morning a lady there would put her cockatoo outside in a cage on her balcony, second floor and it looks over the parking lot. I still laugh, of course the ladies weren't offended any more and said they started whistling back. Your post made think of that story. That was one cockatoo, I can only imagine 500 would be loud. I hope things work out, thanks for sharing.