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Okay, as funny as this one may sound, I'm sure every parrot owner has experienced some form of this.

If the wife and I are, let's say, becoming 'intimate' with one another; Green Bean does NOT care for that. She has bonded with me more than the wife, but she loves my wife as well. She just seems to know what's going on when 'gettin busy' and may start crying or even starts calling for "daddy." - talk about distracting! LOL You'd just have to hear her to believe it!

So... no sex in front of or in the room with the Beanie? Seems simple answer would be to cover her up or move her to another room, but late at night, she's always asleep. During the day, too many other distractions and just not enough time.

Thoughts ?????
and thank you:confused:
 
Okay this is hilarious....but I do sympathise.
My poodle is the same, and he sleeps ON the bed.
Great contraception :)
 
...She just seems to know what's going on when 'gettin busy' and may start crying or even starts calling for "daddy."...

Well, you could take a page from Jeopardy's book and have Beanie say it in the form of a question. Throwing a well-placed "Who's your" up in there turns it from distraction to instant cheering section! Hahaha!
 
It could be rather awkward if Beanie learned to imitate any late night noises made between the two of you.... especially if you have guests over! :o
 
It could be rather awkward if Beanie learned to imitate any late night noises made between the two of you.... especially if you have guests over! :o


Oh my god that is the most hilarious and awful thought! Imagine explaining THAT one to your friends. I am so glad my birds have never cared about that certain "activity" although the dogs always decide to be way too obtrusive. I guess you just get used to it!
 
It could be rather awkward if Beanie learned to imitate any late night noises made between the two of you.... especially if you have guests over! :o


Oh my god that is the most hilarious and awful thought! Imagine explaining THAT one to your friends. I am so glad my birds have never cared about that certain "activity" although the dogs always decide to be way too obtrusive. I guess you just get used to it!

Okay, first of all... IT'S HAPPENED.

In fact, there was a parrot who happened to be "evidence" in a divorce case. He was the man's bird, and was kept in the bedroom. He inexplicably began moaning orgasmically in the WIFE'S VOICE while calling out another man's name... AND SHE WAS BUSTED!

SO, IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN... ESPECIALLY WITH A BIRD THAT LOVES TO IMITATE NOISES. (NO WAY WOULD I EVER KEEP A CAG IN THE BEDROOM!)

Yeah, if it's that much of a problem, can you move the bird to another room?!
 
Ugh...It's happened...I just witnessed it. I thought of this thread immediately. I was relaxing in the bathtub minding my own business and Greenleaf was quietly barking along with some neighbor's dog. She started doing her hysterical laugh...then went through some noises that were clearly a woman having a very *good* time. I died!! She went back to barking like nothing strange happened at all.

I needed a good laugh today. I guess she's no longer a family-friendly bird...she sure didn't pick it up from us though!
 
my bird would yell "I'M BATMAN" over and over anytime he'd hear me doin it. I don't know what it meant. he never said it ever again.
 
ROFLMAO!!! Oh my gosh this thread has made me laugh!!!!!

My bird doesn't care, but our dog watches us when the deed is done. HAHAHAHA
 
LOL! Made me think back years ago..A girl I was dating had an American Bulldog..anytime "Woofie" saw me and MaryAnn playing kissy face he'd run up to us barking and biting me or MaryAnn's leg :rolleyes: :p


Jim
 

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