Terrible News!!

Dave

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Very Sad to say this but------------



It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.:smile040:




 
That's HORRIBLE news!!!! Oh, my, I cannot go on! It's even worse, following the death of the little boy from the Life commercials. Remember him? He died a horrible death, though it went very quickly. He never saw it coming.... they just took his Life away!!!!!!!!!!
 
:40: :40: So sad to hear the very sad news!!!!!



:jumping40 Very funny
 

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