- Dec 5, 2014
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- 5 Parrots, 8 year old Blue-fronted Amazon, 2 1/2 yr. old African Grey, 2 3/4 year old Senegal. 5 month old ekkie, 5 month old Albino parakeet. Major Mitchell Cockatoo, passed away at age 68.
Many of you on here remember the crazy cat lady....The one that stated her cat never seen a parrot and wanted to know if she could show the cat to the parrots. ( And the Stupidity continues).....
There was a knock on the door and low and behold....it was the crazy cat lady-Again! My wife said..." is it a door to door sales man dear?".... I said no...worse!! she looked out and said Ohhhh God No.
Anyhoo, I opened the door and asked what she wanted...she lost another Puddy....She said " I lost my kitty and since you have dogs and birds thought maybe it might have come down here....( I thought really....did it have a death wish? but kept my mouth shut)....said "I don't think so...I can ask the birds"....to which she responded " Could you?" Now I was thinking...( For real ?? I can't lower my level down to her stupidity) So I called in and said "hey Birds seen a cat around here?" ....nope I said to the lady.....What about the dogs she said...( I thought really)...you want me to ask the dogs??? I said....She said "please do"....So ( and my wife walked into the other room busting a gut trying not to laugh..) I asked the dogs..."Hey barkaroo's have you seen a puddy?" nope I said to the lady.
( I should let her know they are giving away free brains)
So she said well if any of you seen my kitty let me know......and she left.
She's a bit off the rocker....addiction of some sort.
My wife is roaring laughing her butt off, and I'm standing there wondering if I woke up on the right planet today. God I need a drink...too many
numb nuts on earth.
There was a knock on the door and low and behold....it was the crazy cat lady-Again! My wife said..." is it a door to door sales man dear?".... I said no...worse!! she looked out and said Ohhhh God No.
Anyhoo, I opened the door and asked what she wanted...she lost another Puddy....She said " I lost my kitty and since you have dogs and birds thought maybe it might have come down here....( I thought really....did it have a death wish? but kept my mouth shut)....said "I don't think so...I can ask the birds"....to which she responded " Could you?" Now I was thinking...( For real ?? I can't lower my level down to her stupidity) So I called in and said "hey Birds seen a cat around here?" ....nope I said to the lady.....What about the dogs she said...( I thought really)...you want me to ask the dogs??? I said....She said "please do"....So ( and my wife walked into the other room busting a gut trying not to laugh..) I asked the dogs..."Hey barkaroo's have you seen a puddy?" nope I said to the lady.
( I should let her know they are giving away free brains)
So she said well if any of you seen my kitty let me know......and she left.
She's a bit off the rocker....addiction of some sort.
My wife is roaring laughing her butt off, and I'm standing there wondering if I woke up on the right planet today. God I need a drink...too many
numb nuts on earth.
