Why'd the chicken cross the road?

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Here's a new one...

We've all been asked, "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" with the standard response, "To get to the other side."

This time make up ANY silly answer.

I'll start.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
It liked my hairdo.
 

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Because egg came first.
 
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It wanted to play dodgecar.
 

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because it saw a zebra crossing?
 

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The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
 
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Someone told it to.
 

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:) Quantum mechanics I think... :)
 
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Because it wanted to be the first chicken to boldly go where no chicken had gone before!
 
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There was a rumor that the grass was greener on the other side.
 

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because somebody shouted "Surfs Up!" and it wanted to catch some waves ;)
 
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It wondered how "pounding the pavement" really felt.
 
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Because it wanted to be kinder than necessary.
 

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