Remy
New member
I went to dinner with a friend and her friends, and one of the new women I met is a parrot lady. She started telling us stories. :-D
She swears that one of her 'toos is an escape artist, and likes to get out, and then let the other birds out. She started padlocking his cage with a Master lock. One day, she came home, and the Master lock was busted, and he'd gotten out and chewed on everything wood in the room! She says she keeps him in with something else now, I forget what. A C ring, or C clamp, maybe, but those sound easier to open.
A while back she'd been trying to teach this bird to say "I love you", but it never would say it. She had some neighbors that would scream and yell at each other, "F*ck you! F*ck you!" WELL, one day that parrot started saying it, loud and clear! She was not happy.
A while later, those neighbors had a baby. What was the baby's first word? It wasn't English. It was a cockatoo scream! Apparently the baby's first word was a perfect cockatoo scream, and it did it quite often. :-D
She swears that one of her 'toos is an escape artist, and likes to get out, and then let the other birds out. She started padlocking his cage with a Master lock. One day, she came home, and the Master lock was busted, and he'd gotten out and chewed on everything wood in the room! She says she keeps him in with something else now, I forget what. A C ring, or C clamp, maybe, but those sound easier to open.
A while back she'd been trying to teach this bird to say "I love you", but it never would say it. She had some neighbors that would scream and yell at each other, "F*ck you! F*ck you!" WELL, one day that parrot started saying it, loud and clear! She was not happy.
A while later, those neighbors had a baby. What was the baby's first word? It wasn't English. It was a cockatoo scream! Apparently the baby's first word was a perfect cockatoo scream, and it did it quite often. :-D
