bad bird

this thread is where you share your parrots’ misbehavior stories (doing something diabolical, devious, naughty, etc.) but write it from their perspective, and end it off with “Am I the Bad Bird?” Or the acronym AITBB? Ex: “I bit my human slave until they bled, then I pooped in their tea, burned...

I've had my green-cheek for 4/5 months now, hes great and a real sweetie (most of the time), but lately, I can't do anything with him. Can't pick him up, can't feed him without him lunging after my hands, can't play with him, can't even get close without him puffing up in aggression...