Now that I'm not focused on underpants, I am confused--- he sounds like he is a native-English-speaker....yet many of his statements are very awkward:
"and some yellow spot on the head"?...."female are bright red and blue"? "biggest reported number"?
I know you were teasing when you said it was supposed to be funny, but it is kind of funny in an awkward way. LOL!--Not that grammar is funny, but when you sound so official, it kind of is...He sounds like a news-anchor so it is unexpected ha.
It is also funny because
cockatoos are 2nd on the list ?!?!? I LOVE them and I think they are SO CUTE, but beautiful is probably a questionable term for their...aesthetic..unless they are captured gliding along through the Indonesian mountainside-- and let's face it, the scenery really gives them a boost in those instances.
EDIT--- My bad-- they are #9 lol...Granted, I still think most birds are prettier. They just aren't really "pretty" in my estimation.
Now let's talk about macaws--- those "Vibrant colored beasts"...haha