A letter to Keen

[Mamanda]

Dear Keen,

Thank you for showing me your chewing capabilities.
And for letting me know that my (computer) mouse scroll button was covered in a cushion of foam/rubber.

You are a very pretty girl. And I love you.

Love,
Mommy

 

[cockatielfan17]

????????..........

 

[IcyWolf]

lmao... that's great

 

[Remy]

LOL she was only trying to help!

 

[Remy]

Dear Puck,

My hands are not chewing gum.

Love,

Mommy

 

[Mamanda]

Dear Puck,

My hands are not chewing gum.

Love,

Mommy

Keen was pulling the same thing today!!

 

[lexx510]

Dear Guava,

My nipples and ear lobes are not toys. Please refrain from pinching and pulling them with your little birdy beak.

Thank you for all the snuggles and kisses.

Love,

Daddy

 

[andrea.faerie]

Dear Lucy,

Please stop chewing daddy's mouse pads. The foam can't be that tasty.

Love,
Mommy

 

[Rio Mom]

Dear River,
Is this a birdie trend? Please stop eating mommy's mousepad and scroll button. We love you!
Love,
Mommy

 

[andrea.faerie]

Dear Bleu,

Please stop terrifying Toby with your transformer speak...
He doesn't understand and he's terrified of you. Also, dad's beard
doesn't need preening, though mom may disagree... please don't get
stuck.

Enjoy your first thanksgiving with mom and dad, your hooman grandparents

Love,
Mommy

(PS: Toby is a 56 lb. mutt... poor old dog haha he got pecked and yelled at by bleu today)