Birdie Chatroom!

[Percival the great]

Hi Percy: Jasper (Meyers parrot) wants you to know that you have a HUGE RESERVE of headache inducing whistles and shrieks that you’re not using. Percy, if you begin to use those whistles and shrieks (ESPECIALLY NEAR MOM’S HEAD) she will give you treats to be quiet.

USE THE FORCE, Percy! The painful whistle awaits you!

Haha!! I’ll be trying that with mum next time! Thanks for the advice jasper -Percy

 

[Percival the great]

DON'T YOU LOVE STEALING FOOD FROM HIGHLY ANNOYED FEMALE BIRDS??? COS I DO!!!
-Stormy

So this is Bucky a budgie I’m using Percy’s account because mum didn’t give me one! And yes I like steeling food from my annoying girlfriend Rowena.

-Excuse me this is Rowena here and Buckbeak is the annoying one!?!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

DON'T YOU LOVE STEALING FOOD FROM HIGHLY ANNOYED FEMALE BIRDS??? COS I DO!!!
-Stormy

Yos but you know wut mee and Zig lik evin beter?
EATING JAZ’S HUGE PELLWETS!!
-Kai

 

[Rozalka]

OMG I just got a walnut... after one week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Zenek

 

[StormyPica]

Dat too long without treats

-Stormin

 

[Rozalka]

Humans said I took too large piece a week ago... Idk why they think that eating too much walnuts may not be good for my liver... I'd like to eat them every day. Today I got so small piece
~Zenek

 

[Rozalka]

I could choose a walnut again! Yummy yummy yummy

~Zenek

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Hooman is on compooter insted of payeing attention to ME!
-crikk

 

[Rozalka]

Today my human was drawing instead of paying attention to me! So I took away her pencil

 

[StormyPica]

Very smart
-Stormy

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Very smart
-Stormy

Henlo Stawmy
-benji

 

[StormyPica]

Henlo Stawmy
-benji

*fluf*

 

[foxgloveparrot]

*fluf*

*F L O F*

 

[Rozalka]

I hate Zenek. He came and stole our food again. I couldn't stand this any longer and said him to f***. This time I decided to be more brave - it's my cage and I will be defending it! I risked my life and attacked him! I know, he has stronger beak than me but I don't care. I will be defending my cage, food and Angela even if this costs my life.
....but before we could start a good fight our human interrupted us.
~Rozalka

 

[StormyPica]

....but before we could start a good fight our human interrupted us.
~Rozalka

UGH! My human does this too! Right as I’m about to defend the human’s hand (which OBVIOUSLY belongs to me), the human will push me away!

-Apollie

 

[Rozalka]

UGH! My human does this too! Right as I’m about to defend the human’s hand (which OBVIOUSLY belongs to me), the human will push me away!

-Apollie

OMG you are more brave than me! My rule number 1 is to run when I see human hands getting closer! That's why I couldn't finished defending Zenek

~Rozalka

 

[Rozalka]

I'm sad. No walnuts at home.

~Zenek

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Bite your human! Dats always what I does. When I bite hooman, she alwys gibs me more walmnust
-jaz

 

[Rozalka]

I bite my human every day and never works.

~Zenek

 

[HeatherG]

We’ve got lots of walnuts and pecans here but Mom is breaking them with a hammer to get the nuts out. My neighbor thinks we are loud.