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[LaManuka]

Epoxy (Bull penis effect diminished over time to Snappy's chagrin. Snippy suggest epoxy injection for permanent effect once his manhood reverted to flagging, fatigued and failing status. The romantic afternoon row boat trip nearly turned tragic when Snappy's rigid manhood poked a hole in the floor! Thankfully the faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā were on hand to view the celebration and quickly saved the duo from certain drowning. Warm Coromandel seawater dissolved Snappy's hapless epoxy experiment.)

Poxes (Unseasonably hot weather on the beautiful Coromandel has brought out poxes of an extreme and irritable type that are conspicuous even on Snappy's pustulant, pimply and corrupted complexion. Faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā helpfully suggest that perhaps Snippy may have brought home a little gift for him following her wildly passionate fling with Sir Freddie Laker. Snappy left with little choice but to line up for treatment with experimental vaccination made from finest distilled essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop - that stuff is just so versatile!)

 

[Scott]

Poxes (Unseasonably hot weather on the beautiful Coromandel has brought out poxes of an extreme and irritable type that are conspicuous even on Snappy's pustulant, pimply and corrupted complexion. Faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā helpfully suggest that perhaps Snippy may have brought home a little gift for him following her wildly passionate fling with Sir Freddie Laker. Snappy left with little choice but to line up for treatment with experimental vaccination made from finest distilled essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop - that stuff is just so versatile!)

Pesto (SEI miracle vaccine developed in record time and tested on faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Nearly 5% of males with similar Sir Freddie Laker rot went blind yet Snappy was game. Development costs nearly bankrupted the beautiful Coromandel budget, prompting Snippy to boldly gamble on salvation of delectable new pesto. Scrapings of Snappy's pustulant, pimply and corrupted skin were blended with endlessly versatile essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop. Proved a global culinary sensation served over Brood X cicadas.)

 

[LaManuka]

Pesto (SEI miracle vaccine developed in record time and tested on faithful Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Nearly 5% of males with similar Sir Freddie Laker rot went blind yet Snappy was game. Development costs nearly bankrupted the beautiful Coromandel budget, prompting Snippy to boldly gamble on salvation of delectable new pesto. Scrapings of Snappy's pustulant, pimply and corrupted skin were blended with endlessly versatile essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop. Proved a global culinary sensation served over Brood X cicadas.)

Stove (Fire brigade called to Snippy's La Cucina Italiano following explosion caused by superheated essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop in the stove. Faithful and ever present whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā called in to scrape residue from kitchen walls and get it into pesto jars anyway because it's just too good to waste. Future batches to be fed through roaringly hot jet engines of VH-INJ to ensure purple crowned lorikeet poop reaches correct temperatures for proper pesto piquancy.)

 

[Scott]

Stove (Fire brigade called to Snippy's La Cucina Italiano following explosion caused by superheated essence of purple crowned lorikeet poop in the stove. Faithful and ever present whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā called in to scrape residue from kitchen walls and get it into pesto jars anyway because it's just too good to waste. Future batches to be fed through roaringly hot jet engines of VH-INJ to ensure purple crowned lorikeet poop reaches correct temperatures for proper pesto piquancy.)

VSTOL (Stove and fire brigade debacle at La Cucina Italiano clinched yet another brainstorm from Snippy's fertile mind. SEI purchased a Harrier VSTOL* aircraft for remote pesto production at local fairs, factories, special events. Intrigued whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā thrilled to toss batches of purple crowned lorikeet poop into hovering Harrier engine inlet, superheated to perfection, and deposited into buckets below each of four exhausts with perfect pesto piquancy.
*VSTOL = Vertical Short TakeOff and Landing

 

[LaManuka]

VSTOL (Stove and fire brigade debacle at La Cucina Italiano clinched yet another brainstorm from Snippy's fertile mind. SEI purchased a Harrier VSTOL* aircraft for remote pesto production at local fairs, factories, special events. Intrigued whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā thrilled to toss batches of purple crowned lorikeet poop into hovering Harrier engine inlet, superheated to perfection, and deposited into buckets below each of four exhausts with perfect pesto piquancy.
*VSTOL = Vertical Short TakeOff and Landing

Volts (Pesto piquancy procedure perfected further when fervent and faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā leave batches on the beach in a violent electrical storm and they are comprehensively zapped by incoming bolts of lightning measuring over 100,000 volts. Superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop thus reaches maximum purity and peppery pungency, guaranteeing SEI global dominance of international pesto market.)

 

[Rozalka]

Volts (Pesto piquancy procedure perfected further when fervent and faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā leave batches on the beach in a violent electrical storm and they are comprehensively zapped by incoming bolts of lightning measuring over 100,000 volts. Superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop thus reaches maximum purity and peppery pungency, guaranteeing SEI global dominance of international pesto market.)

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Bolts (I dunno what's goin' on here, is here a new rule?)

 

[LaManuka]

Bolts (I dunno what's goin' on here, is here a new rule?)

Molts (Snappy the Fictitious Crocodile, much to the amusement of faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, smothers himself in superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and molts his crusty old skin off to reveal fresh, supple new skin underneath )

(No new rules, Roz, just the ongoing adventures of our favourite friendly crocodile mascot named Snappy. Players free to participate or not as they wish )

 

[Rozalka]

Molts (Snappy the Fictitious Crocodile, much to the amusement of faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, smothers himself in superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and molts his crusty old skin off to reveal fresh, supple new skin underneath )
Melts (It's so hot, so Snappy wanted to eat ice cream but they had melted)


(Thanks Martina, recently something is really bad with me and it's gettin' worse... my first thought when I saw the name "Snappy" I thought about Snappy from The Smurfs... lol. But I knew it's not about him so I was curious who he is)

 

[Scott]

Melts (It's so hot, so Snappy wanted to eat ice cream but they had melted)

Malts (Never one to suffer setback, Snappy urged pinhead scientists at SEI to concoct delicious chocolate malts for parched whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Melted ice cream mixed with superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and 95% cocoa congealed into sublime, inexpensive treat.)

 

[LaManuka]

Malts (Never one to suffer setback, Snappy urged pinhead scientists at SEI to concoct delicious chocolate malts for parched whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. Melted ice cream mixed with superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and 95% cocoa congealed into sublime, inexpensive treat.)

Salts (Faithful but famished whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, now happily sated following consumption of delicious chocolate malts made from melted ice cream mixed with superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and 95% cocoa, now crave something savoury. Snippy blends up an irresistible mix of Spam, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese to arrive at the perfect ratio of salts, runs it through VH-INK's Rolls Royce turbofan engine while stationary on the beach of the beautiful Coromandel and makes the optimal savoury, if disgusting, smoothie that satiates the citizens' saline sensibilities.)

 

[Scott]

Salts (Faithful but famished whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, now happily sated following consumption of delicious chocolate malts made from melted ice cream mixed with superheated purple crowned lorikeet poop and 95% cocoa, now crave something savoury. Snippy blends up an irresistible mix of Spam, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese to arrive at the perfect ratio of salts, runs it through VH-INK's Rolls Royce turbofan engine while stationary on the beach of the beautiful Coromandel and makes the optimal savoury, if disgusting, smoothie that satiates the citizens' saline sensibilities.)

Tesla (Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā become wildly enamored with SEI diet of savoury Spam, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese smoothies with delicious chocolate malts for dessert. As result, minimum fuel remains available after operating VH-INK's Rolls Royce turbofans 24/7/365. Auto fuel becomes scarce, leading to replacement by Tesla electric vehicles. Elon Musk visits, is captivated by the beautiful Coromandel and vows to construct nearby SpaceX launch facility.)

 

[LaManuka]

Tesla (Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā become wildly enamored with SEI diet of savoury Spam, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese smoothies with delicious chocolate malts for dessert. As result, minimum fuel remains available after operating VH-INK's Rolls Royce turbofans 24/7/365. Auto fuel becomes scarce, leading to replacement by Tesla electric vehicles. Elon Musk visits, is captivated by the beautiful Coromandel and vows to construct nearby SpaceX launch facility.)

Lutes (Snappy is unimpressed by Elon Musk's plans to construct nearby SpaceX launch facility and stink up his Crocodilian Kingdom on the beautiful Coromandel. He engages services of notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface, in order to seek out and neutralize Mr Musk before construction works can begin. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā gather along the beach and play lilting melodies on their lutes in celebration of Mr Musk's demise!)

 

[Scott]

Lutes (Snappy is unimpressed by Elon Musk's plans to construct nearby SpaceX launch facility and stink up his Crocodilian Kingdom on the beautiful Coromandel. He engages services of notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface, in order to seek out and neutralize Mr Musk before construction works can begin. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā gather along the beach and play lilting melodies on their lutes in celebration of Mr Musk's demise!)

Lotus (Notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface pause their order to neutralize Elon Musk and grant him final wish of traditional Coromandel meal including Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese. Moments before execution, Mr. Musk assumes lotus position and dispenses monstrous fart propelling him to the safety of Mars. Incredulous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā crane heads skyward and inhale the most heinous exhaust odor while playing lilting melodies on their lutes.)

 

[LaManuka]

Lotus (Notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface pause their order to neutralize Elon Musk and grant him final wish of traditional Coromandel meal including Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese. Moments before execution, Mr. Musk assumes lotus position and dispenses monstrous fart propelling him to the safety of Mars. Incredulous whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā crane heads skyward and inhale the most heinous exhaust odor while playing lilting melodies on their lutes.)

Stole (Elon Musk assumed lotus position and stole away to perceived safety of Mars, riding waves of monstrous fart propelled by intestinal gases resulting from traditional meal of Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese, but hopes of escaping death are short lived! Ever faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā take a ride to Mars with notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popface and Sharktart, aboard Ansett VH-INK "Spaceship", and hunt him down quite mercilessly and finish the job. Lilting melodies from the whānau's lutes drift tunefully across the frozen wastes of Mars in celebratory fashion.)

 

[Scott]

Stole (Elon Musk assumed lotus position and stole away to perceived safety of Mars, riding waves of monstrous fart propelled by intestinal gases resulting from traditional meal of Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese, but hopes of escaping death are short lived! Ever faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā take a ride to Mars with notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popface and Sharktart, aboard Ansett VH-INK "Spaceship", and hunt him down quite mercilessly and finish the job. Lilting melodies from the whānau's lutes drift tunefully across the frozen wastes of Mars in celebratory fashion.)

Helos (Snappy's SEI commissioned a pair of modified Ansett helos stashed inside the belly of VH-INK "Spaceship" to provide nimble chase vehicles for notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popface and Sharktart on Mars. Musk used his reserves of intestinal gases far too quickly, failing to avoid ignoble capture. Victorious whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā savored celebratory meals of Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese grilled to melodious whānau's lutes tunes 225 km from Earth.)

 

[LaManuka]

Helos (Snappy's SEI commissioned a pair of modified Ansett helos stashed inside the belly of VH-INK "Spaceship" to provide nimble chase vehicles for notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popface and Sharktart on Mars. Musk used his reserves of intestinal gases far too quickly, failing to avoid ignoble capture. Victorious whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā savored celebratory meals of Spam, offal, Icelandic fermented shark and Sardinian maggot cheese grilled to melodious whānau's lutes tunes 225 km from Earth.)

Shlep (Inspired by usage of helos on Mars by notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popshark and Tartface, Snappy decides he no longer wishes to shlep from his home to the office at SEI headquarters by mere limousine. He orders faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to source and restore original Bell 206A helo and now shuttles to work by helicopter, just as Sir Reg himself did back in the glory days of Aussie aviation )

 

[Scott]

Shlep (Inspired by usage of helos on Mars by notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Popshark and Tartface, Snappy decides he no longer wishes to shlep from his home to the office at SEI headquarters by mere limousine. He orders faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to source and restore original Bell 206A helo and now shuttles to work by helicopter, just as Sir Reg himself did back in the glory days of Aussie aviation )

Pales (A few weeks shlepping between home and office at SEI headquarters in restored original Bell 206A helo bores Snappy as he yearns for jet speed. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā source, restore, and outfit RAAF F-111 with croc jump-seat behind pilot compartment. Snappy thrilled performance of Popshark, Tartface, and Sir Reg's helos pales in comparison to a speedy Pig!)

 

[LaManuka]

Pales (A few weeks shlepping between home and office at SEI headquarters in restored original Bell 206A helo bores Snappy as he yearns for jet speed. Faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā source, restore, and outfit RAAF F-111 with croc jump-seat behind pilot compartment. Snappy thrilled performance of Popshark, Tartface, and Sir Reg's helos pales in comparison to a speedy Pig!)

Plans (Snappy proposes a good, old fashioned dump and burn aboard his commuter F-111 "Pig", specially commandeered from RAAF Amberley, to commemorate the Martian demise of his arch nemesis, Elon Musk. Clipboard-wielding party poopers from local environment department seem certain to scotch his plans, so Snappy despatches notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface, to help them see the error of their ways! Commemorative "torching" takes place in the skies above the beautiful Coromandel as arranged, much to the delight of faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā.)

 

[Scott]

Plans (Snappy proposes a good, old fashioned dump and burn aboard his commuter F-111 "Pig", specially commandeered from RAAF Amberley, to commemorate the Martian demise of his arch nemesis, Elon Musk. Clipboard-wielding party poopers from local environment department seem certain to scotch his plans, so Snappy despatches notorious Bermuda skink hitmen, Poptart and Sharkface, to help them see the error of their ways! Commemorative "torching" takes place in the skies above the beautiful Coromandel as arranged, much to the delight of faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā.)

Panel (Snappy,Snippy, and the faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā thrill to F-111 "pig" dump and burn over the beautiful Coromandel. On closer examination it appears evil Popshark and Tartface ejected chemtrails under cover of commemorative torching. Panel of inquisition set up by leadership of RAAF Amberley with harsh penalties expected upon the wretched duo.

 

[LaManuka]

Panel (Snappy,Snippy, and the faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā thrill to F-111 "pig" dump and burn over the beautiful Coromandel. On closer examination it appears evil Popshark and Tartface ejected chemtrails under cover of commemorative torching. Panel of inquisition set up by leadership of RAAF Amberley with harsh penalties expected upon the wretched duo.)

Snape (Chemtrails ejected from exhaust of F-111 "Pig" during commemorative torching high in the skies above the beautiful Coromandel contain mysterious aphrodisiacal enzymes created by JK Rowling. These are inhaled by Snippy and when next she gazes upon Snappy's carbuncled face, she is convinced she is gazing upon the handsome visage of her ultimate heroic fantasy, Professor Severus Snape!! Whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā look on in bemusement as Snippy fusses and fawns at Snappy's frightful feet in a most undignified fashion. Panel of inquisition set up by leadership of RAAF Amberley now tasked with investigation into exactly how these chemical attractants ended up in Snappy's "Pig"!)