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[LaManuka]

Boots (to get to the toilet on time LOL)

Obits (where you can read my name in the newspaper after I succumb to overconsumption of bran, beans, G&Ts, Rusty Nails, wurst and sauerkraut. Hopefully they'll write something nice )

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Obits lol
Boils (back to beans ha ha )

 

[LaManuka]

Boils (back to beans ha ha )

Kilos (beans will help you lose them!)

 

[saxguy64]

Kilos (beans will help you lose them!)

Kills (Too many beans and you'll wipe out the family!)

 

[LaManuka]

Kills (Too many beans and you'll wipe out the family!)

Wills (what the family will leave behind)

 

[saxguy64]

Wills (what the family will leave behind)

Pills (To help prevent the after effects of all those beans)

 

[Scott]

Pills (To help prevent the after effects of all those beans)

Still (prepare moonshine adult beverages)

 

[LaManuka]

Still (prepare moonshine adult beverages)

Wilts (what I do after too many adult beverages)

 

[saxguy64]

Wilts (what I do after too many adult beverages)

Kilts (things you wouldn't see me wear without consuming too many adult beverages)

 

[LaManuka]

Kilts (things you wouldn't see Jon wear without consuming too many adult beverages)

Lifts (what Jon wouldn't want a sudden gust of wind to do with his kilt if he's wearing it in traditional Scottish fashion!)

 

[saxguy64]

Lifts (what Jon wouldn't want a sudden gust of wind to do with his kilt if he's wearing it in traditional Scottish fashion!)

Flies (what kilts don't need, especially when worn in traditional Scottish fashion)

 

[LaManuka]

Flies (what kilts don't need, especially when worn in traditional Scottish fashion)

Fleas (what nobody wants infesting their kilt)

 

[saxguy64]

Fleas (what nobody wants infesting their kilt)

Flues (the part of the anatomy shown when scratching under that flea infested kilt)

 

[LaManuka]

Flues (the part of the anatomy shown when scratching under that flea infested kilt)

Flees (what folks would be doing if anyone started scratchin' around under a flea infested kilt and showing bits of their anatomies)

 

[Scott]

Flees (what folks would be doing if anyone started scratchin' around under a flea infested kilt and showing bits of their anatomies)

Feces (telltale little black dots left by fleas) [faeces in the Commonwealth Nations]

 

[LaManuka]

Feces (telltale little black dots left by fleas) [faeces in the Commonwealth Nations]

Faces (fleas have them too!)

 

[Scott]

Faces (fleas have them too!)

Cases (cases of flea infestations soar during hot summer months)

 

[LaManuka]

Cases (cases of flea infestations soar during hot summer months)

Essay (I could write one about how weird this thread has become. I blame saxguy!)

 

[Scott]

Essay (I could write one about how weird this thread has become. I blame saxguy!)

Assay (we should assay the last few pages for toxicity!)

 

[LaManuka]

Assay (we should assay the last few pages for toxicity!)

Sagas (and then translate the findings into Icelandic, it'll be even weirder that way )