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[LaManuka]

Haven (the loo is a haven when purging excess fiber)

Naïve (to think that the toilet humour will end here)

 

[Scott]

Naïve (to think that the toilet humour will end here)

Veins (we're plumbing rich veins of toilet humor!)

 

[LaManuka]

Veins (we're plumbing rich veins of toilet humor!)

Rinse (and repeat that fine standard of toilet humour )

 

[Scott]

Rinse (and repeat that fine standard of toilet humour )

Spine (it takes spine to read last few pages of toilet humour )

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Spine (it takes spine to read last few pages of toilet humour )

Inept (someone has to get you off that toilet)

 

[LaManuka]

Inept (someone has to get you off that toilet)

Tripe (guaranteed to get me running for the toilet!)

 

[Scott]

Tripe (guaranteed to get me running for the toilet!)

Tired (end state from excessive sitting on the toilet)

 

[LaManuka]

Tired (end state from excessive sitting on the toilet)

Aired (please ensure the bathroom is sufficiently aired out and deodorised as a courtesy to the next occupant)

 

[Scott]

Aired (please ensure the bathroom is sufficiently aired out and deodorised as a courtesy to the next occupant)

Dared (I was dared to enter the loo before it had been sufficiently aired and deodorized)

 

[LaManuka]

Dared (I was dared to enter the loo before it had been sufficiently aired and deodorized)

Fared (and how did that work out for you?)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Fared (and how did that work out for you?)

Dread (more trips to toilet)

 

[Scott]

Dread (more trips to toilet)

Reads (he reads on the porcelain throne)

 

[LaManuka]

Reads (he reads on the porcelain throne)

Earls (and kings and queens and ordinary folk, all are equal on the porcelain throne)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Earls (and kings and queens and ordinary folk, all are equal on the porcelain throne)

Races (to the throne when eating too many beans...)

 

[Scott]

Races (to the throne when eating too many beans...)

Rears (make contact with throne prior to expunging digested beans)

 

[Ellie777Australia]

Rears (make contact with throne prior to expunging digested beans)

Smear (he who missed the throne)

 

[LaManuka]

Smear (he who missed the throne)

Mates (mates don't let mates miss the throne)

 

[saxguy64]

Mates (mates don't let mates miss the throne)

Waste (well, self explanatory in this context. I'll leave it at that)

 

[Scott]

Waste (well, self explanatory in this context. I'll leave it at that)

Haste (one had better not finish the job in haste!)

 

[LaManuka]

Haste (one had better not finish the job in haste!)

Taste (this thread is being conducted all in the best possible taste!)