Teach him the birdie version of "how much is that doggie in the window"
Here it is:
How much is that parrot in the window? (tweet! tweet!)
The one with the pretty colors
How much is that parrot in the window? (caw! caw!)
I do hope that parrot's for sale
I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a parrot, he won't be lonesome
And the parrot will have a good home
How much is that parrot in the window? (coo! coo!)
The one with the pretty colors
How much is that parrot in the window? (chirp! chirp!)
I do hope that parrot's for sale
I read in the paper there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a parrot to protect him
And wake him up with one squawk (squawk! squawk!)
I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a doggie that barks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish out for a walk
How much is that parrot in the window? (ring! ring!)
The one with the pretty colors
How much is that doggie in the window? (tweet! tweet!)
I do hope that parrot's for sale
I do hope that parrot's for sale