Mess up a famous quote

[LaManuka]

“I once clocked a kangaroo doing 60kmh on my motorbike. How he managed to ride my motorbike I’ll never know.” - Groucho Marx

 

[Noahs_Birds]

Just the delicious flavour of rock salt, a hint of cinnamon, Mmmm, this is good Koala- Steve Irwin

 

[Scott]

"I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back tofu... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back tofu. - Fat Bastard

 

[Noahs_Birds]

See this beautiful native rodent, there are only 30 left in the wild from the destruction of their native habitat, oooh sh*t, the cameraman stood on it - David Attenborough

 

[Scott]

"What if I told you that the household was now under the control of companion parrots?" - Count Dooku (Star Wars)

 

[LaManuka]

"What if I told you that the household was now under the control of companion parrots?" - Count Dooku (Star Wars)

“The horror ... the horror ...” - MrLaurieKeats

 

[Scott]

"What if I told you that the household was now under the control of companion parrots?" - Count Dooku (Star Wars)

“The horror ... the horror ...” - MrLaurieKeats

"The horror... I'll submit ..." - MrLaurieKeats

 

[LaManuka]

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.” - HRH Crown Princess Lilly Pilly

 

[Noahs_Birds]

Pretty boy..., who's a good boy, aight let go now... Now....NOW!......BAD BOY!.... No, not the time for swimming......Oi!......Give my arm back NOW! - Crocodile Wrangler

 

[Scott]

"People don't realize how amazing parrots are." - Prince Harry

(yeah, but we do!)

 

[Noahs_Birds]

Look look, see that eye shine with the torch, rotten foxes, Hang on let me grab the gun......BANG.....BAAAA!..... oop.. foxes just sound like sheep sometimes.... just get in the car kids- Russel Coight

 

[LaManuka]

“If you wish to create an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the Universe.” - Anthony Bourdain

 

[Scott]

"Big Brother will eat you." - George Orwell (channeling a bit of Soylent!)