Red does nothing, for no one, ever.
Red has no intention of trying to impress anyone , ever!
He sit quietly on his chair, he plays and chews stuff if your not about, and yells loud (to debbie) when he needs a head rub.
Apart from that, nothing happens in his life and that the way he wants it.
Leave him alone the sign says.
He will let a confidant, non aggressive person pat him, but he will hold your thumb hostage in his teeth just so you know where you stand.
The pressure on your thumb will increase as you stop doing things he likes, and it will lessen as you hit the sweet spot and pat him just right.
He will try you out if your hesitant, try and intimidate you.
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Sorry Red, that one was just too easy!