I love cockatoo mumbles! I used to watch a lot of Gotcha the Cockatoo on YT and he would ramble too, the subtitles were hilarious as his owner always tries to decipher what he's saying.
I hear....
"somebody got stuck in the elevator try to get the he stole it storing it stole it check it..."
"you are a son of a son of a... its selling its everything selling it selling it stay here stay here stay here stay here got it coming stay here..."
"I ate savagely I eat a savage....I try to get scalloped paper..."
"I eat a savage, I eat savage, I change savage...gotta get savage..."
"Not having it having it Cheyanne I am tired of Cheyanne and and I wish I could get stolen and touch sergeant cane I try to get away stereo out of here out of here for like five minutes...skype sending three people and I need somebody's help with the box and I need somebody accept me...I need someone to talk to..."
"what the word the blind think I'm not perfectly blind I live in a world and not I live in a world I'm sorry I must... I'm so thoughtless... I'm so thoughtless, I'm thought I want, I thought, I thought a lot...."
"I'm the boss I want a class of vodka...and some flasks....and then the world will rot, and the world will rot and the world will rot..."
"I'm tired of the world the world, and the world the world...I should tell you want I want....I guess I want I want...,a tarantula...I want a glass... I want an lass...I want an ass...a rapid ass..."
...I don't think he wants to go to the vet! lol
Also, you don't want to know how many times I listened to this video....