You know you’ve had parrrots a long time when…

[DonnaBudgie]

Oh, now THAT's a good one!

I do that, but I shout "we're HOME baby birds! Yes, we are!"

 

[texsize]

When you have to eat something you don’t much want to eat just so you can get your parrot to take some medicine.

 

[Pickle's Mom]

My husband and I were at the store last night and he casually said I had a bit of upchuck on my cheek. After I got home I kind of laughed because I realized how that must have sounded to anyone nearby.

 

[texsize]

When a broken electronic device is returned to you repaired in the same box…. And the box has bird poop still in it.

My BLUETTI solar generator stopped working and I had to send it back.
Lucky I saved the OG box when I sent it back.
I hadn’t noticed that the birds had decorated it.

 

[nkrbkr]

You run to catch an impending turd in your hand, so it doesn’t end up mashed into your new wool rug. And it doesn’t gross you out to now be holding said turd.

 

[rheashard2]

This afternoon Nameliss and I played parrotsays-human mimics. Human mimic has to be close to sound, same cadence, volume as possible. It started with kisses. (Still amazed at how her smacks sound so juicy). Progression to knocking sounds. I used wood, mt plastic containers, pencils, fingers to mimic. We were having fun(I was). My daughter showed up watching us. Shaking her head, telling Nameliss not to encourage her.