horror movie idea because Hollywood is out of them

[clark_conure]

So....hear me out on this

Instead of Alfred Hitchcock's the birds with with mostly seagulls

now it's parrots....

Only they are taking a bath and because the bath is near you get splashed. Water being sprayed all around.

then the parrots land on your shoulder cold and wet and want to snuggle.

Cold wet feathers against your neck.

You say no...

They fly back and soak you as much as they can.....

also they also nip your neck because they are assholes........

 

[clark_conure]

multiple birds.......

 

[PrimorandMoxi]

(except the part about nipping your neck) that sounds delightful...

Is this treatment based on a true story?

 

[clark_conure]

Like every other day...

My parrots are like ducks....

 

[Rico_Tiel]

There should also be a scene where there is a hormonal macaw who attacks the protagonist then waddles off like nothing happened.

 

[clark_conure]

ooooo I like it!