Why you need a parrot

[Chesphoto]

I keep telling my wife that Skittles may come in handy one day. Unfortunately, she knows that if Skittles was on her shoulder, she would be the one attacked...

Pet parrot saves owner from sex attack | News.com.au

 

[Terry57]

What a beautiful and wonderful grey That rapist had no idea what he was getting into. I cracked up when it said that he ran off, looking behind me to make sure Wunsy wasn't in pursuit!

 

[Birdman666]

Well clearly this guy has serious problems...

First, the only way he can interact with a woman is if he assaults her... Then, he runs off if a bird "flaps his wings" at him...

A CAG has a beak like a scissors. I was expecting the purp to have left behind some DNA evidence, if ya know what I mean...

Or, as my Tusk would say, "OWWW! THAT HURTS! THAT'S MY NOSE!"

Gotta love it!

 

[BirdyMomma]

It's odd, but maybe I'm odd, so it's ok. I often think about Wingnuts devotion to me, and I know for sure, that if he was with me all the time, that he would fiercely protect me from any harm.

Am I losing it?

 

[thekarens]

I don't think that's crazy. My sennies try to nip anyone that gets too close to me. I have no doubt Wingnut would chomp someone if he came at you.

 

[Birdman666]

It's odd, but maybe I'm odd, so it's ok. I often think about Wingnuts devotion to me, and I know for sure, that if he was with me all the time, that he would fiercely protect me from any harm.

Am I losing it?

Ummm... I have seen large macaws run off grown adults. So, yeah, no doubt.

I once saw a friendly big mac turn in a husband/wife situation, where hubby had a little bit too much to drink one night, and became verbally abusive. Wife was bird's person. She got upset, this upset the big mac, after that night, the big mac literally chased him around the house with intent to maim... and yes, the guy ended up with a few stitches on a hand...

Guess who rehabbed that particular bird, when he was not particularly happy with men?!

 

[goalerjones]

But when that greys hormones kick in she'll be the one needing a rescue.

 

[Kiwibird]

What a good bird! Even young ones are incredibly smart and protective. Plus, they can be quite terrifying, especially when they catch you off guard. I bet the pervert will think twice before attacking another person with an animal in tow, and I hope the police catch him soon.