Why'd the chicken cross the road?

[ριgριzυ]

because she was heading to get her nails done

 

[wrench13]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the road had insulted her, and she was getting even.

 

[ριgριzυ]

because she lost her prosthetic leg

 

[BirdAddictK]

The chicken crossed the road because I wanted to keep him and name him HeiHei.

 

[ριgριzυ]

The chicken crossed the road to fly

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Because she believed she could fly
She believed she could touch the sky, too

 

[Zoruace]

BECAUSE IM WRITING IN CAPS

 

[ριgριzυ]

because shes bored

 

[Rozalka]

because Zenek refound him

 

[BirdAddictK]

Because I told it not to cross the road

 

[StormyPica]

Because she was running from society

 

[BirdyBee]

The chicken crossed the road because KFC was on her side

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Because she had walmnust and jasper was on the other side

 

[Miles]

She was a typical chicken.

 

[ριgριzυ]

she was running from Kernel Sanders

 

[Rico_Tiel]

To go to KFC

He didn’t get any but he never returned home.

 

[Rozalka]

AI bots made up "Why did the macaw cross the road" version and I thought about this thread...

 

[StormyPica]

The chicken was trying to avoid becoming a nugget

 

[Rico_Tiel]

The chicken was trying to avoid becoming a nugget

That had me gasping- WHY AAS THAT SO FUBNY?!

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Because she needed to! Geez guys, she doesn't need to explain to you! She has her reasons!