Birdie Chatroom!

[foxgloveparrot]

Waw

 

[StormyPica]

Hi dis iz Hazel.

Got bathies. Vewy myad.
Momma on fone…sez I needz fren sinz I haz happy feet. They haz fren wid happy feet too. Gunna meet nex week.

Apollie heres
I not like bathies
Fren have happy feets?
Hooman sez I haz PTSD from being caught at da pet shop
Dat like happy feets?

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Apollie heres
I not like bathies
Fren have happy feets?
Hooman sez I haz PTSD from being caught at da pet shop
Dat like happy feets?

I dunno wut pet shopz iz. I alwayz bin here. Momma sez nuther birby wid happy feet needs homie. Less old than me an haz wurse happy feet. Maybee we can be frenz.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

So MAD!
Lilla STOLE COMPOOTER!!
I want eat her for brekfast.
Jazzy back.

 

[StormyPica]

Pet shop iz very bad place
Lots of birdies meanz
Hewwo Jazzy

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Apollie heres
I not like bathies
Fren have happy feets?
Hooman sez I haz PTSD from being caught at da pet shop
Dat like happy feets?

I dunno wut pet shopz iz. I alwayz bin here. Momma sez nuther birby wid happy feet needs homie. Less old than me an haz wurse happy feet. Maybe we can be frenz.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Mommy says peeples at pet shops mean to birbs.
Us birbs shuld make hooman shops where we mean to hoomans.

 

[StormyPica]

But not all hoomans bad
Da hooman iz good
Gibs me food
And miwwet

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Ooh. Dunno the shopz. Mamaz iz good. Yore mamaz iz good too. I hopes I likez nu fren necks weke.

 

[StormyPica]

We be frenz?

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Mommy is bird abuser. She DIDN'T GIB ME WALMNUST FOR 10 SECONDS

 

[Deleted member 42416]

We be frenz. Foreber.

 

[Deleted member 42416]

Mommy is bird abuser. She DIDN'T GIB ME WALMNUST FOR 10 SECONDS

Did u roll on back and kick feetz? Then shee no yure seeryus.

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Did u roll on back and kick feetz? Then shee no yure seeryus.

No?
But I bit her 500 times?
And scremmed?
Lots?

 

[Deleted member 42416]

No?
But I bit her 500 times?
And scremmed?
Lots?

Oo , yes dat iz good. Possble, she no haz walmust?

 

[foxgloveparrot]

Oo , yes dat iz good. Possble, she no haz walmust?

Hrmm.

 

[StormyPica]

Impossible

 

[Rozalka]

Here's Zenek

Aaaa! This happened again! My human left me! I was screaming to her to not go out but she did!

 

[StormyPica]

Same my human had to go to school

 

[Rozalka]

When is she gonna come back??!! I'm impatient!