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[Scott]

Fates (The fates of many asthmatic Darwin residents hang in the balance following the smog alerts caused by the noxious stench from Snappy's fetid stoolage!)

Safer (Darwin residents avoiding Snappy's grotesque stoolage are safer indoors with double pane windows and industrial-sized HEPA filter purifiers)

 

[LaManuka]

Safer (Darwin residents avoiding Snappy's grotesque stoolage are safer indoors with double pane windows and industrial-sized HEPA filter purifiers)

Faery (Snappy has a cute little faery hummingcroc cousin!!)

 

[Gemster]

Faery (Snappy has a cute little faery hummingcroc cousin!!)

Fears

 

[LaManuka]

Fears

Wafer (Snappy the fictitious crocodile has indulged in a mere wafer thin slice of Spam today )

 

[Scott]

Wafer (Snappy the fictitious crocodile has indulged in a mere wafer thin slice of Spam today )

Water (Snappy is dieting with thin wafer of Spam and copious quantities of water)

 

[LaManuka]

Water (Snappy is dieting with thin wafer of Spam and copious quantities of water)

Wreak (Snappy's foul temper is even fouler than his stoolage and he will wreak havoc if he doesn't get another helping of Spam today!)

 

[Scott]

Wreak (Snappy's foul temper is even fouler than his stoolage and he will wreak havoc if he doesn't get another helping of Spam today!)

Swear (Snappy began to swear when his allotment of Spam was curtailed in effort to reduce rank stoolage leeching into Brisbane's water supply)

 

[LaManuka]

Swear (Snappy began to swear when his allotment of Spam was curtailed in effort to reduce rank stoolage leeching into Brisbane's water supply)

Sewer (What abominations may lurk in Brisbane's water supply would not surprise me in the least!)

 

[Scott]

Sewer (What abominations may lurk in Brisbane's water supply would not surprise me in the least!)

Renew (Magical properties of Eau de Snappy Stoolage are guaranteed to renew good health of Brisbanites!)

 

[LaManuka]

Renew (Magical properties of Eau de Snappy Stoolage are guaranteed to renew good health of Brisbanites!)

Sneer (Sydneysiders may sneer but the secret to the good health and youthfulness enjoyed by Brisbanites is regular bathing in a tub of Eau de Snappy Stoolage!)

 

[Scott]

Sneer (Sydneysiders may sneer but the secret to the good health and youthfulness enjoyed by Brisbanites is regular bathing in a tub of Eau de Snappy Stoolage!)

Earns (Patented Eau de Snappy Stoolage earns global accolades for properties of youthful invigoration)

 

[LaManuka]

Earns (Patented Eau de Snappy Stoolage earns global accolades for properties of youthful invigoration)

Anger (in Sydney as investors there realise they missed getting in on the ground floor of shares in Eau de Snappy Stoolage before the investment deal of the century was revealed to the world!)

 

[Scott]

Anger (in Sydney as investors there realise they missed getting in on the ground floor of shares in Eau de Snappy Stoolage before the investment deal of the century was revealed to the world!)

Grand (Snappy has grand plan for minting fragrant stoolage nuggets in varied denominations as global currency)

 

[LaManuka]

Grand (Snappy has grand plan for minting fragrant stoolage nuggets in varied denominations as global currency)

Rands (South African black marketeers are printing Snappy's stoolage nuggets to try to pass them off as Kruger Rands, but that fragrance is a dead giveaway!)

 

[Scott]

Rands (South African black marketeers are printing Snappy's stoolage nuggets to try to pass them off as Kruger Rands, but that fragrance is a dead giveaway!)

Hands (Wait until jewelry makers get their hands on raw Snappy stoolage! Crafty artisans will mould, chisel, bake, spin, and paint the delightfully fragrant Spam-inspired effluent to superior financial affect)

 

[LaManuka]

Hands (Wait until jewelry makers get their hands on raw Snappy stoolage! Crafty artisans will mould, chisel, bake, spin, and paint the delightfully fragrant Spam-inspired effluent to superior financial affect)

Sedan (To complete your Eau De Snappy experience, how about a stoolage-scented air "odourizer" for your sedan?!)

 

[Scott]

I'd love one of these as a face mask! Might be bold enough to venture publicly with a poo-face!

 

[Scott]

Sedan (To complete your Eau De Snappy experience, how about a stoolage-scented air "odourizer" for your sedan?!)

Dance (Snappy will dance with glee at the thought of monetizing his priceless Spamalicious fragrant stoolage)

 

[LaManuka]

I always liked this one...

Dance (Snappy will dance with glee at the thought of monetizing his priceless Spamalicious fragrant stoolage)

Admen (The admen at Snappy's agency know that merchandising is where it's at!! )

 

[Scott]

Admen (The admen at Snappy's agency know that merchandising is where it's at!! )

Dames (Snappy's burgeoning stoolage wealth inspired a harem of croc dames)